Sarchasm: n - the gulf between the author of the sarcastic witticism and the person who doesn't get it.

The Sarchasm is the graveyard of failed jokes.



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Metaphors be with you!

Hey!

You can see my house from there!

I'm stuck in the bottom somewhere.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

With that toasting fork from the other thread?

Shall I throw down a bit of bread?



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It was the curious incident of the dog in the night time.

Not with that toasting fork. I'm trying to climb out but it's a 28 or something stupid.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Whoa. I'm obviously on the wrong side of this sarchasm.

ECHO........

ECHO.......

ECHo......

ECho.....

Echo....

cho...

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Yup, it's this side of stupid for me! With all the intelligent people over that side, I have all this room to myself.

Nope kitty I'm here with you.

cuckoo, cuckoo...



There is only one inborn error, that is the notion we exist in order to be happy.
This arises from constantly deluded hope and so also dissatisfaction.

*sings*
Sumer is icumen in, lhude sing cucu.
Groweth sed and bloweth med and springth the wode nu.
Sing cucu.
Awe bleateth after lomb,
Lhouth after calve cu;
Bullock sterteth bucke verteth
Murie sing cucu.
Cu, cu, cu, cu
Wel singes thu
Cu cu
Ne swik thu naver nu.
Sing cucu nu,
Sing cucu...

(yeah, not a clue...)



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Metaphors be with you!

I hate that song....

Beats:

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.

Or, as one wit put it, "Oh haggis, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey haggis!"

from [www.dietgirl.org] a real stonker of a blog. (NOTE FOR NON-AUSSIES: Stonker is a good thing)

*snort* I like the 'Oh, Haggis you're so fine...' bit.

And there's nothing wrong with a bit of Robbie Burns, you cretinous little kitten!

It's a funny site :) And bite me, lol.
Must admit, I like a bit o robbie, but then again, I'd be cast out of the family if I didn't!

Bump!

(Just because...)



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Metaphors be with you!

One idiot yells across a ravine to the idiot on the other side: "Hey! How do I get to the other side?"

To which comes the response: "You're on the other side!"
I wish I knew how people get italics on here.



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Um? Game?

*grins*
Nice one!

You an use italics by surrounding the thing you want to italicize with i's in brackets like

[ i ]This[ /i ]

only without the spaces. Bold and underline work the same way, only with b's and u's.



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Metaphors be with you!

Just what did the kitten mean about "I like a bit o Robbie"? and should I be worried?

edit starts here:
And why did the whole goldarned thang get underlined when I only bracketted around 'what'. I'm tempted to say,"what a kick in the brackets" but I won't.



Post Edited (03-08-06 04:38)

I would check your closing brackets. Did they look like this: [ /u ] only without the spaces? Do you have the slash on the left of the u?



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Metaphors be with you!

Oops! I forgot to have a slash. No wonder it ran everywhere.