Beats:
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.
Or, as one wit put it, "Oh haggis, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey haggis!"
from [
www.dietgirl.org] a real stonker of a blog. (NOTE FOR NON-AUSSIES: Stonker is a good thing)