<pinches the cheese>

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Mine says 'PTO' on both sides.

Bureaucracy shall not be blocked... Ready the tapioca launcher!

<files a tapioca launcher requisition in triplicate and waits>

<receives requisition>

<check availability, realises launcher is out of stock>

<sends substitute semolina spreader>

<dons so'wester and wellingtons>

My badge says " Jobsworth" on both sides, both inside and outside

During my absence I see the chocolate problem has been well and truly chewed over.

Any blue sky thinking on matters of sub-committee procedure has been besmirched with loosely cooked sweetened cereals.

The plaice is a shambles and we must all chip in to improve matters.

Any resignations or explanations must be on my desk by the time I reach it tomorrow or I will minutely examine the minutes and a FINGER WILL BE POINTED AT TRANSGRESSORS>

Preempts anyone else from writing that when tapioca firer is to be used someone must sa go.

Exits in complete shame and mortification.

Presents bunyip with small cornflower.

Only a small one: that's a bit starchy of you.

Rather goes against the grain to give him anything at all. Under the circumstances.

Am I the only Yorkshire pudding on this committee?

I'm a Lancashire hotpot

I don't wish to cast aspersions, but is the man with the tapioca launcher a cereal killer?

But who exactly has the tapioca launcher? It was never delivered and an investigation is required. Also, what were we supposed to regenerate and why? And finally, who elected a unicycling pachyderm to be Chair?

We didn't make him chair, he just had the floor, most of it anyway.

Who made OB casting director? and what is Aspersions? A new work or one of Mr Coward's minor works? Tell me it's not farce, I do so dislike farce.

Did anybody spot the fact that "aspersions" has three syllabubs in it. In answer to your question Geg aspersions is a pudding.

Does it come with custard or cream?

No

Yes.

Maybe

Never.