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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Carla (198.179.227.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 01:44PM

We just found the receipts

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 02:00PM

.... but her waistline doesn't

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Three blind mice ...



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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Magda (---.dialip.mich.net)
Date: May 07, 2003 02:55PM

have obviously hired a new proofreader.

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 03:04PM

myspeling

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Thou shalt not commit

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Carla (198.179.227.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 03:08PM

boojums

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my kingdom for a...

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 03:11PM

Bugatti Royale

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 03:25PM

... was a rotten goalkeeper

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The King was in his counting house ....

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 03:29PM

counting all his jaffa cakes. But there were none there, cos Dave had got there first.


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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Auntysassy (193.132.206.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 03:30PM

counting sheep cos he thought he'd missed one.



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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 03:50PM

.... going to try and answer two posts at once, cos we don't need no Stars in Theiir Eyes

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Here's to you, Mrs Robinson ...

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Auntysassy (193.132.206.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 04:10PM

love the barley water!



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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: crazy_june (---.look.ca)
Date: May 07, 2003 04:14PM

... try to rob you blind!


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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Lycanthra Pod (---.dsl.pipex.com)
Date: May 07, 2003 06:48PM

but the jury's out on the tooth fairy

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Simon (193.82.99.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 07:02PM

... then say something interesting.

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Carla (---.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 09:12PM


stealing the cake?

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To die, to sleep... To sleep, perchance...

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: May 07, 2003 09:32PM

...would be a wonderful thing! *yawns theatrically*

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 07, 2003 11:10PM

.... a lot of liars, one lot in Westminster and another lot in County Hall (that'sh a lot)*

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Swing low, sweet ....

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: May 08, 2003 12:22AM

testicles....

(sorry, watched Conan O'Brien last night and the Masturbating Bear was on there again. I think I'm damaged!)


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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: May 08, 2003 01:24AM

long-established American magazine.




Go to work on a...

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Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Carla (---.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 08, 2003 06:50AM

massive fry up

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why am I up this early? said the girl

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