..... because you have to go to work, replied the man already at work

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I'm going to get medieval on your ....



- - -
I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

local theatre's stage

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To be or not to be,

that is the conjugation.

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STOP! In the name of....

the Chronoguard. (We can stop EVERYTHING!)

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A rose by any other name.....

is not a rose at all!


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Always look..................

At your entroposcope before buying lottery tickets.


(BTW I heard Billy Joel sing "Stop in the name of love" at his concert with Elton John in Detroit on Saturday. Hadn't really expected that.)
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An idle mind is.....

....business as usual

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Never mix ..........

PSD with beer, you never know what might happen



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a penny saved is ....

......a penny?

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Isn't milk........

supposed to be a liquid?

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Any friend of yours is....

...welcome to the job.

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A picture paints a thousand words . . .

... or 10.6 words if using a Microsoft program

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Some enchanted evening, you may

be far too pissed to remember much more about the girl you really liked apart from her name, although you're sure you agreed to go for a drink, but can't remember when, and don't want to phone and ask 'cause you'll look like a muppet; although you're deeply aware that you'll look like a muppet if you stand her up. It'll all be a bit of a mess, frankly. Sorry, did I just type all that out loud?

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We all live....

until the day we die, generally speaking.

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A fool and his money....

are fun to go out with.

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If you can't stand the heat....

...it is possible that you may be a penguin.

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Keep young and beautiful...

women away from me - I'll only make a fool of myself.

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There is no monopoly on commonsense

...but if intelligent lunacy is what you're after, most of it is concentrated right here.

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I am not stupid, I am not expendable, and...

I'm telling porkies again.

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Like a bridge over troubled water....

...or dislike it intensely, the choice is yours.

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A nightingale sang...