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Well, acording to my g/f, my best feature is the fact you can count every one of my ribs by sight. Personally I think it makes me look like a famine victem, but each to their own...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: May 28, 2003 05:36PM
some people are just like that...all 4 of my brothers are all WALKING TWIGS! I don't think any of them have anything above a 32 inch waist, in fact, 2 of them have 28 inch waists! Sickening! and 3 of them were WELL above 6 feet tall! They take after my dad's side of the family...
I take after my mother's mother's side...but at least I got the height from my dad. My mom's side are all squat little Irish/German people...and I do mean SQUAT! So I got the TALL AND WIDE... Of the three girls, I'm in the middle height wise but definitely the widest, one sister is shorter and not too wide, just a bit chunky and the other is almost 6 feet tall herself and is "normal" width. But then again, she takes after my dad's side more anyway. But the boys are WAY too skinny.
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 28, 2003 06:04PM
I'm not so fond of skiny. I prefer to have something to hold on to. Ahem.
My eyes are blue, though you notice it most when I'm wearing blue. Hence I wear blue a lot. I like my eyes. One of the few things I like about my appearance.
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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.
I'm a 28-inch waist, just about, although it's getting bigger with climbing as I begin to develop some kind of muscles... My ribs are also starting to show again, which is a little odd, and my hips are as pointy as ever...
PSD
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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.
Pointy hips are bad even if they belong to you, other downsides involve, having no insulation thereby having to be the same temperature as your surroundings, and being hated by a sizeable part of the population. Oh, and being lanky AND short, bet you've not seen someone pull that off before.
Being mathematically inclined, I am proud to say that I have a first-class selection of curves. However, any young man who tries to calculate their gradients without permission will be differentiated!
I got a little bit pudgy around the middle, but I think I've lost some of it recently, Must be something to do with not having an appetite and not eating properly. Luckily, the extra weight I gained on my boobs has stayed.