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I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, and yes, I listened to it - it really is the funniest thing on radio... THe first one came from Darlington, where two people bred a new type of cattle and were gratified to have an award tied to their giant ox... Other rudenes came from the chef who Samantha needed to show her how to use an icing cone properly. He taught her how to squeeze his hard on (pause for effect) to the top of the cake...
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I took it in the spirit intended (dissolved in vodka)
Ruth Archer jokes infest the whole of Radio Four, as do occasional references to the sheer tedium of You and Yours - the words mostly likely to strike terror in a Radio Four listener are 'And now time for You and Yours'.
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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.