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Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 11, 2003 01:34PM

I'm not even going to look till the weekend!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 11, 2003 07:36PM

ER, wasn't the 'newt' quote from Holy Grail?

*consults DVD*

Sir Bedevere: Whayt makes you think she is a witch?
Peasant: She turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: (incredulous) A newt?
Peasant: (long pause) Well, I got better...



PSD

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Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 11, 2003 07:43PM

The discussion continues. Apparently witches float because they are made out of wood.

Sir Bedivere : How shall we tell if she is made out of wood?

Peasant : Build a bridge out of her!


Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 11, 2003 07:45PM

Sir Arthur to Frenchman #1: What are you doing in England anyway?



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Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: July 12, 2003 04:00AM

"It's just a flesh wound!"

Back to websites, try [url]www.rapdict.org[/url]



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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 12, 2003 05:23AM

Oh, yes. I stand corrected. 'Holy Grail'. Hubby says so too.

"Someday, son, all this wil be yours."
"What, the curtains?"


Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: dante (---.kw.bbc.co.uk)
Date: July 12, 2003 10:52AM

PSD, if I lose my job I shall blame you... not only do I have to try and catch up with a zillion posts on the fforum (to be fair, not *all* of which are yours) I now have to try and get past level 2...



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Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 12, 2003 11:06AM

Yes, horribly addictive, innit? I'm supposed to be working . . . managed to get to level three once, though



Jesus saves; Buddha does incremental backup.

Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: July 12, 2003 11:15AM

Supposed to be working? Pah... I haven't even been to bed yet :(

I'mnotaddictedI'mnotaddictedI'mnotaddictedI'mnotaddicted....

Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: AnnMarie (---.104.220.179.ptr.us.xo.net)
Date: July 12, 2003 03:06PM

My name is AnnMarie and I'm a Bounce out game addict. What has PSD created?

Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: July 12, 2003 04:01PM

you think that one's addictive... try this one!

PILE UP

Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: AnnMarie (---.104.220.56.ptr.us.xo.net)
Date: July 12, 2003 04:34PM

AARRRGGGHHH!!!!! Must stop...must stop...must go pack :)

Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 12, 2003 04:56PM

But have you heard the LP, in which a logician analyses the statements of Sir Bedivere, and then goes on to rationalise his (logicians) wifes' statement, 'you don't love me anymore' ?


Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: dante (---.kw.bbc.co.uk)
Date: July 12, 2003 05:08PM

Huzzah! I've got to Level 3 of Bounce. Can I go home now??



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Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 12, 2003 06:49PM

Nyaaah nyaaah. I got to level 4.

8^P



Jesus saves; Buddha does incremental backup.

Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 12, 2003 07:41PM

I've got as high as level 7 before, scoring 72,000

Is that any good?



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Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 12, 2003 08:09PM

Hmm, not as good as 'Level 9, 142,796', methinks...



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Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: July 13, 2003 06:34AM

Hmmm. there's me thinking level 6 and 52,000 was quite impressive. Gonna sulk now.....


Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 13, 2003 10:52AM

I don't think I'll manage it again, somehow. I just got a lot of four and five gem lines. It actually gets slightly easier as you get further in, as you get more of the black balls that can't swap - so the whole thing gets boojummed. Then as they set up the next grid you get lines forming without any time penalty, so you'll knock off ten balls or so for no cost.

The problem is that you still have to be able to spot the single move in a whole grid....



PSD

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Re: Surreal website links
Posted by: dante (---.thls.bbc.co.uk)
Date: July 13, 2003 11:33AM

Oooh, I'm getting better - I can get to Level 3 most times now.

And I'm actually paying attention to how many moves there are, and stuff.



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