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not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 01, 2003 11:07PM

I have no great hopes of ....

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 02, 2003 12:32AM

this game ending soon.


If you were the only girl in the world.....

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: July 02, 2003 12:35AM

... people would assume you were a guy.

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Over the hills, and far away....

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 02, 2003 12:39AM

lives a nice man called Jasper who writes the most AMAZING books.

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He who would this health deny.......

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: ilovespike (---.visp.co.nz)
Date: July 02, 2003 06:22AM

would probably deny your sanity too.

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Said the tortoise to the....

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: July 02, 2003 09:54AM

hedgehog, "Shall we go and tease the Painted Jaguar?"

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I wish they all could be...

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 02, 2003 10:53AM

in my bookshelf.

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Allons, enfants de la patrie......

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Big John (---.rit.reuters.com)
Date: July 02, 2003 11:14AM

...a la librairie, pour y acheter le nouveau roman de Jasper Fforde!

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Finland, Finland, Finland...



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"Whisky-wa-wa," I breathed - she was dressed as Biffo the Bear.

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 02, 2003 11:24AM

(Jeez I hate these show-offs that actually speak a foreign langueage!)

And Norway, Norway, Norway and the other Scandanavian countries

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Hark, Hark, the dogs do bark..........

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: July 02, 2003 11:43AM

the Mammoths have come to town!

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her...

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 02, 2003 01:39PM

hands, because it was the only way to stop herself from fidgeting until she could get a copy of WOLP.

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Mary had a little...

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: July 02, 2003 01:43PM

... Janey had a lot, Tracy got much more than them but Sharon got it not.

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Some people are on the pitch, they think it's ...

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 02, 2003 02:22PM

...Saturday.

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I will call again when perhaps you will have more...

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: July 02, 2003 02:32PM

sanity.

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If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers....

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: July 02, 2003 07:11PM

...could he pick a copy of WOLP for me?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a...

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Simon (193.82.99.---)
Date: July 02, 2003 07:13PM

well. (Oops!)

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Ground Control to Major Tom, your signal's....

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Bluebottle (---.server.ntl.com)
Date: July 02, 2003 07:14PM

... a bit borked. All we can hear is some nutter singing.

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She said she loves...

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 02, 2003 07:18PM

...reading, but she ran away when I showed her a copy of "War and Peace".

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If I start looking behind me...

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 02, 2003 10:38PM

I get this dreadful crick in my neck.



I've got a silver............

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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 02, 2003 11:15PM

...anti-vampire letter-opener I'm beta-testing for Spike Stoker.

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Polly, put the kettle on...

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