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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Magda (---.dialip.mich.net)
Date: July 06, 2003 03:50PM

Far too convenient key for twits who like to SHOUT EVERYTHING THEY TYPE AND ANNOY EVERYONE ELSE.

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of.....

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 06, 2003 11:46PM

sawdust and that sort of slightly nylony, wooly bedding that comes tightly packed in plastic and will never all go back, once you've opened it to get some out.


Half a pound of tupenny rice, half a pound of.....

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 06, 2003 11:48PM

sawdust and that sort of slightly nylony, wooly bedding that comes tightly packed in plastic and will never all go back, once you've opened it to get some out.


Half a pound of tupenny rice, half a pound of.....

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 06, 2003 11:49PM

feathers, half a pound of lead. Which is heavier?

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Abandon all hope........

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 07, 2003 08:55AM

...of getting a copy of WOLP on the actual day of publication!

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I've been a wild rover for many's the year...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 07, 2003 01:47PM

and the dog-warden is pretty peed off.

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I like to watch you sleep at night...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Ptolemy (217.205.174.---)
Date: July 07, 2003 02:37PM

...Your teeth beside the bed

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And when you wake up, I make you...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: July 07, 2003 07:18PM

breakfast every morning!

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Silver threads among the...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 07, 2003 10:11PM

...stranded cotton can create interesting effects in a piece of cross stitch.

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I wish I was in Carrickfergus...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 07, 2003 10:11PM

bristles, its time to reach for the hair dye again.

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I'm leaving on a jet plane, dont know

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 07, 2003 10:22PM

.... if it stops in Carrickfergus (neat, eh?)

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Morning has broken, like .....

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 07, 2003 10:50PM

it can't be that time already man!

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take a sad song and

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:16AM

a box of tissues and you can pretend you've just watched a typical tear-jerking episode of "Little House on the Prairie"

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Spare the rod..........

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:19AM

but you'll still want to hang Jane and Freddy....

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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind....



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:29AM

is not in question. It's always nobler in the mind.

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Does the clock still stand at 10 to 3, and . . .

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:31AM

if not, who wound it?

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Behold, she stands with.......

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Ptolemy (217.205.174.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 08:30AM

...both legs tucked up under her arms.

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How does she do that anyway? Perhaps she's....

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 08:42AM

In pain.

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Fair is foul, and foul is.......

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Ptolemy (217.205.174.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 09:33AM

A red card, except when it's a yellow

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Unless of course it's two, in which case it's a...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: AlisonS (213.38.32.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:02PM

can of Tango


The clock struck 12...

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