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Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: AlisonS (213.38.32.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:03PM

can of Tango


The clock struck 12...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Ptolemy (217.205.174.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:10PM

And having struck 12 twice *

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It was now 24 o'clock and time to....










* sorry Alison! Couldn't resist!



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* I'm backing the campaign to get the official Stalker for 2007 evicted *

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 08, 2003 12:14PM

buy a new clock.

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Thank you for the music

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Jo (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 01:25PM

... now please stop singing as you are very drunk

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When shall we three meet again?

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: AlisonS (213.38.32.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 02:19PM

Dancing in the street



It's raining men...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 08, 2003 02:21PM

Thursday Next!

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On a tree by a river, a little tom-tit...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: AlisonS (213.38.32.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 02:33PM

(oops sorry Sarah! Not refreshing fast enough)

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: AlisonS (213.38.32.---)
Date: July 08, 2003 03:06PM

has gone to join the choir celestial



An apple a day...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: TheMedHettar (---.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 04:02PM

was sent by post until the ransom was paid for the Old Apple Tree.


But don't worry becasue worse things happen.....

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Jo (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 04:20PM

when you are waiting in a book shop queue

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I am the Captain of the...



I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 08, 2003 07:31PM

...Starship Enterprise, and what I want to know is, why am I suddenly in a story about rabbits?

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This little piggy went to market...

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2003 09:22PM

because the restrictions of travel due to foot-and-mouth disease had finally been lifted.


The Grand Old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men.........

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: AlisonS (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 08, 2003 09:36PM

and Big Martin ate them all.




The owl and the pussy cat went to sea...




(no probs Ptolemy - liked it!)

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: July 09, 2003 12:54AM

Got into a massive fight and the Owl ate the Pussy-cat.

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They went to sea in a sieve, they did.........


Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 09, 2003 02:56PM

and found it had a hole lot wrong with it.

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Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: KT (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 09, 2003 04:55PM

Very effective after shave.

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If I should die, think only this of me......

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 09, 2003 05:09PM

There'll be no what KT did next.

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Can you hear the drums Fernando?

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: July 09, 2003 05:12PM

They sound exactly like those on Angelo by Brotherhood of Man.

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Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of ....

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 09, 2003 08:05PM

. . . fish puns.*

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If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a . . .






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*sorry Jon, couldn't resist



Jesus saves; Buddha does incremental backup.

Re: not-very-New Game, Thread 9
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 09, 2003 08:13PM

blocked public right of way.

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You're only supposed to blow...

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