Addendum to 35: If cheating ex-partners are involved all the better.

36. Dying in the gutter is not permitted.

37: Nobody in the gutter may be called "odd". If you think you may be odd, keep it to yourself; we don't want to know.

Dante, do you want someone to sing the Batty Bat?

Vun two three, spread out zee cloak...



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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Not an approved song!!!! See rule 6



Post Edited (08-02-03 06:56)

Perhaps if you tell me the words? Just kidding. Sing away

Batty batty batty bat...batty batty batty bat...batty batty batty bat bat bat bat....


starting to sound like the Chicken Dance...UGH

38. Picking on PSD when he is in the gutter, and talking about him behind his back when he is not in the gutter are mandatory.

39: Gutter members should be aware, however, that picking on PSD only leads to him kicking back. It's a bit like parading in front of a great white shark in a seal suit singing 'Oh I'm a tasty crippled seal covered in chocolate and in a handy bite-sized package'.

40: In the (admittedly) unlikely event of a great white shark entering the gutter, seal-suited members are permitted to sing the above song, subject to the neccessary safety precautions. Anyone observing that this does not appear to be a Sesame Street song is referred to the black market edition of 'Ernie does Dallas'...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

*releases a duck into the gutter*



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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

I'll sing the Batty Bat myself, if I ever get into the gutter.



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Do something pretty while you can...

*grabs Klinsmann before he can catch duck and fill gutter with feathers*

You really did it, you know, banning cats from the gutter. That little ginger psychopath is absolutely determined to be there now!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

41. Ducks are no longer allowed in the gutter as they encourage stray cats to chase them.

42. Biting is not now, nor has it ever been allowed on the gutter. Kicking, punching, and slappiing are the only accepted forms of physical abuse allowed. All other forms of abuse must be limited to that of the verbal persuasion.

Klinsmann says he's not a stray.

I say he strayed into the gutter, therefore for the purposes of this discussion he is.

Klinsmann says @!*%?!!

Minsky says Klinsmann hasn't got the morals of a stray.

Klinsmann says that's not very nice.

Minsky says, oh, all right, then, Klinsmann has got the morals of a stray.

Klinsmann says that's better.

(This gag shamelessly pinched from Terry Pratchett, with slight adaptation!)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

43: No clogs.



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

What have you got against the Dutch PSD?

44. Pants are optional. Hats are not.

The reason for the cats is they make me sneeze and it's not a pretty sight.

Is it just feathery ducks that aren't allowed? Only I believe there's a nice collection of rubber duckies around.

Oh, and dodos are mandatory, surely?



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Do something pretty while you can...

Somehow I just knew me and my rubber ducks would eventually earn themselves a namecheck in a thread with the word "gutter" in the title...

45. Any animal mentioned in the title of an approved Sesame Street songs is expected to attend the meetings in the gutter.

46. The approved Sesame Street songs are

1) Rubber Duckie
2) How would you like to buy an O?
3) Let's Do It
Any other songs must be submitted to Song Approval in triplicate.