Klinsmann! Get out of that gutter right now, or Nicky will sneeze!

And put PSD down. He doesn't deserve to be dragged in by a cat. He's not even drunk yet. ;-)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Hah! How little faith you have in me... I mean, c'mon, it's my birthday.



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

*relenting* Ok, Sarah, Klinsmann may come in, but just once and only if he takes a bath first.

47. Literary discussions are strongly discouraged.

*voice from the back of the room* "But what if it's the wrong sort of literature?"

Point well taken and rule amended accordingly.

48b. Gutter eligibility will be determined by ability to recite "I am a Little Leery Hen" backwards while standing on one leg and riding a unicycle. [Note: all 12 stanzas are required.]

For a free demonstration, please see slightcap as she has perfected it.



Post Edited (08-02-03 22:25)

Woah, hang on, we already have a rule 48, see after rule 23

Thanks MissP, I fixed it.

N.



Post Edited (08-02-03 21:57)

Thanks Nicky, we wouldn't want anyone to get confused would we?

I don't even know the first verse of "I am a little leery hen" I suppose that means I can't play in the gutter. ::sniff, sob::

For anyone wondering, the first stanza of " I am a Little Leery Hen" has been posted in the game 15 and a half post

Better get cracking on the other 11, slightcap.

The other 11 will be posted eventually in Gutter Eligibility.

XCVIII) Any knowledge of math has to be left at the entrance and will be returned when leaving the gutter.



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Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

(N. Chomsky 1957)

Rule 50: If you have something to say, say it. All comments welcome and suggested in gutter.

Rule: Rules will no longer be numbered. See rule #XCVIII.

Can i have an ajudication on a song please? It doesn't come from Sesame Street, but it does help you learn to count.

*sings* Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer...



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

APPROVED!!!!!!

Rule: Any song can be approved by the musical director if it is deemed gutterlike, whether or not it has to do with math and/or counting



Post Edited (08-03-03 22:45)

Addendum to above rule: Those songs deemed gutterlike will most likely involve inebriation, drunkeness and the act of getting that way.

what is the rule regarding 'knock, knock' jokes?

if they are to be allowed, can psd please be denied the privilege?

nggy

Why?



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

"knock knock"

"who's there?"

"bigish"

"bigish who?"

"No thanks, I bought one already"

OK that's me banned as well then....