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Ya know? For awhile I thought that said futo and had to think to myself," Self?" i said," What on earth is futo?" Needless to say i didn;t answer myself and did actually figure it out.

Which was pretty futol really.

Must sleeeeep ---

Sorry, DaveR, we kept you up a little late last night. All that talk of undies...

Bleargh. And still I put in a days' programming.

It was nice though ---

But tonite I think I'll leave you to the tender ministrations of my art.

Who's Art? Does he have marshmallows?

I do not know. I meant the book, which I hope everyone who asked for it has now got. I'm posting a disk to Kaz if she's reading this, yes I got the address. I'm trying to think of suitable packing, you could scarcely send it any furtherthan that.

I knew you meant the book, Dave. GO TO SLEEP !!!!!

SLeeeeeeeeeP --- and it's only 6 p.m. --- and those cats are still not back yet ---

Sleep, sleep perchance to dream....

Of marshmallows and cats and absolutely no tofu!!!

Marshmallows and cats -
An unsuitable subject
For yet more haikus.

Haiku? Tofu? --

YUCK! Tofu is not
A thing I would want to feed
To a cat or dog.

Tofu or not to
fu is not a haiku but
line breaks can fix it

For my dinner I
will have a short, exciting
dash to the toilet.


(I'm rather ill, you see)



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

It wasn't the tofu was it?

Tender ministrations sound nice, although they'd be much better if administered by a cute guy named Art (not Garfunkel, though, noone would call him cute). Then again, it doesn't really matter what his name is...

Sorry to hear you're ill, psd. I won't mention tofu again. *Oops!* Feel better soon.

No more food....

Diet strikes again - I'm on salad. And I've just come back from the gym. I'm going back tomorrow.

Oh the joy.



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

I'm probably having ramen noodle soup. I'm batcheloretting it this week (hubby's in SanFran on biz), so since I'm out of left over Chinese takeout, I'll have to resort to things that don't require milk or bread, as I have none in the house at the moment.

And I'm NOT going to go grocery shopping for three reasons:
1: It's TOO BLOODY Humid out there to be breatheable.
2: I'm too freakin' lazy to get properly dressed to leave the house.
3: There's other stuff in the pantry, it just takes imagination that I don't currently posess!

Just go with my grocery plan, aac:

1. buy a whole lot of stuff all at once
2. gradually consume all of it till their's no food left in the house
3. order take out for a month or two
4. get yourself invited to friends' houses for dinner until you wear out your welcome
5. repeat steps 1-4

AAC, I love it when my husband clears off with the boys for a weekend, cos then I get to eat a) the stuff I wont buy when hes around cos then I'd have to share it with him, and b) the stuff that he wont eat cos hes a philistine. a couple of days of food freedom, bliss.