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Hello there!
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:05PM

Howdy Yall!

I'm new in town and I'd like to say hi to everyone here.
Hopefully I'll be posting here left right and centre. I've only just read TN1 and TN2 but i can't wait to get my hands on a copy of TN3!

See you around!

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:24PM

Welcome to the Fforum, Fonque! Pull up a chair, grab a drink and a bag of marshmallows, and mind the dodos. And the cats. And the occasional very confused penguin.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range81-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:36PM

I second my good friend Sarah! You are more than welcome, Fonque. I'd just like to add "mind the ducks" - although they're a minority group at the moment, I have a feeling they've an eye on world domination (that's if the Mammoths don't step on them first...)

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Nicky (---.n-atpop05.stsn.com)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:39PM

Feel free to check out the gutter. Although, once you're in it, you may have to stay. :)


Re: Hello there!
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:44PM

Welcome to the fforum, post everything, everywhere, everyday.

Well? It works for me...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range81-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:45PM

Ssssh, Nicky! I was trying to avoid mentioning that!

Mind you as a mere apprentice guttersnipe still I'm not sure if I'm even allowed to...

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Tracy (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:46PM

Welcome aboard! Yes yes pull up a chair or sofa and stay a while. We are all relatively harmless and promise to behave for oh, 5 mins. or so.

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range81-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:49PM

Oh, har har - hark who's talking! The minute you beehive for 5 minutes on end Tracy it'll bee the end of this Fforum!

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Tracy (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:50PM

Who me? I didn't do it. I swear it wasn't me. Really, it wasn't. Would I lie?

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Nicky (---.n-atpop05.stsn.com)
Date: August 12, 2003 11:10PM

Ptolly, I'm not sure I'm buying this apprentice line of yours...


Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Jen (---.sympatico.ca)
Date: August 12, 2003 11:59PM

Ah, has the apprentice surpassed the master? <breathes deeply through scuba breathing thingie> But you are not a Jedi yet <another scuba gear breath>


Re: Hello there!
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: August 13, 2003 12:52AM

WElcome, Fonque. You don't know what you've let yourself in for.


Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 13, 2003 12:59AM

He/she/it does now !

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: August 13, 2003 01:03AM

It? It! Skiffle, don't be rude! That's my job.


Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Jen (---.sympatico.ca)
Date: August 13, 2003 01:40AM

No, Kaz, not you. Never you :-)

(Still angling for place to stay in Oz)


Re: Hello there!
Posted by: violentViolet (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: August 13, 2003 02:00AM

Welcome to the Fforum! And keep in mind, no matter what they say: I am not a Vampire.



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Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

(N. Chomsky 1957)

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Jen (---.sympatico.ca)
Date: August 13, 2003 02:02AM

Nice try, Vi. But you are. It would be easier for all of us (your intended victims) if you'd just admit it.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt :-)


Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: August 13, 2003 12:24PM

"Ah, children of the night, vvhat beautiful music zhey make..."

Fonque _
Wwelcome to the fforum. There are a couple of earlier threads, with titles along the lines of 'Meet the Forum', that will tell you a bit more about some of us.

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Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: August 13, 2003 12:27PM

.......and a quick dip in the gutter will tell you quite a bit more about some of the rest. Hi, hello, I'm the one waving over here.

Re: Hello there!
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 13, 2003 02:52PM

Really Vi, admitting it is your first step toward recovery.

Really not sure what you should admit, to whom and from what you will recover but it sounded good.

Gutter welcomes all. This is equal opportunity wallowing.

Holly, that quick dip in the gutter is a lifetime membership.

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