...all that is decent and put on some clothes, there may be children watching!

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but oh, beamish nephew, beware of the.........

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sometimes you just have to be in my head.
sometimes it will be rather crowded in there, sometimes echoingly quiet...

hair on my chinny chin chin.

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If I fell in love with ...

a duck, I reckon the National Inquirer would be interested.

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Unforgettable. That's what....

... You know, thingy is. The, er... Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue

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Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is ...

......often mistaken for a plaice.

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Don't look now, but..............

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

I really should be getting some work done.



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In order to process your application.........

I need to care.

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It's one for the money...

It's two, for the money. And three. Four I can do for cash.

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Please dont ask for credit, as...

....the idea was stolen

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Everyone here is mad except.............

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

I ain't nuthin' but a hound dog.

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Uvula: the little dangly thingy ...

... with too many vowels.

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I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes...

...until I met a shoe who had no soul.

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One for the money, two for the show...

...must go on!

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Come rain, come shine, come...

..........on Sir Paul, what were you thinking?

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Red Bull gives you..............

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

heart palpitations if you drink too much.
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There wasa crooked man, who walked a crooked mile...

and then he was arrested for taking bribes.

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I regret that I have but one ....

Life Cereal box to offer Mikey.
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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are...

often less funny when you try to explain them to people afterward.

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Starry, starry night...

my neck is stiff from all this looking up. And I've catched a cold.

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My very educated mother just served us nine...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2006 12:34PM by PrinzHilde.

........because the last is too small to be fed

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A Mars a day helps....................

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing