I was just over at Gizmodo when I came across a link to WetaNZ and their replica Rayguns. So I popped across and came across this.



Goliathon 83 Infinity Beam Projector

Well it was the name that caught my eye initially, but then reading the product description it I came across this added benefit.

"On lower settings a quick zap will cook a Dodo egg to perfection"

Aim that in the wrong direction and you won't be able to sit down for months.

I need to come across an EchoLocator.
Thanks for pointing out the gadget though.
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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. --- Edgar Allan Poe

Wow

Want them

NOW



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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

B- b- but where are the spangles? They promised me spangles and I can't see even one! *sobs*

What's the point of having a Goliathon on your chiffonier if there aren't any spangles?


(I wonder which 7/9ths of an African elephant it dissolves? Does the elephant get to choose?)



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

If the elephant is charging at you, it is probably the front 7/9ths, if it is runnaway fromyou probably the rear 7/9ths and if is dropping out of a tree onto you the bot..... lower 7/9ths. sorry nearly wrote something rude then.


Get me a Goliathon or FMOM and I will give you two whole packets, hardly licked. They may be a bit fluffy, 'cos they stopped making them over 10 years ago, but that just adds to the flavour dontcha think?



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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Na. They'd be soggy by now. I think it's goliathonish for sequins.

Cheers for the offer, but I think I need to corner the market in goliathons myself. After all, who could resist an undulating infinity beam?



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

<thinks of the fun he could have in chem lectures with that toy>



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<thinks of the fun she could have outside of chem lectures with that toy>

Thinks. can I use fluffy spangles as sequins?

Hmmmm. Not sure why I want sequins.

Must.
Escape.
This.
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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Weta are going to put these guns on sale next year.

Looking at some of their prices, I think that they will still fall into the cartegory of unattainable.



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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Airzookas are simpler and loads funner!



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Metaphors be with you!

Our cat does not like the Airzooka, so I have ordered a couple of mini airzookas



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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Mini Airzookas? What's the fun of that!? Giant garbage can-sized Airzookas are the way to go!



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m9ini airzookas are pocketable, so she does not see the approach of an attack. She now recognizes a full size airzooka and runs away before the fun can start.



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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

I give it about ten minutes before she runs away whenever she sees you approaching with anything mini-airzooka sized in your hand, unless she's unusually dumb for a feline.



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Cruel people....



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Yep, I agree with Martin - cats hate even being blown on, so doing it with guns is pure sadism.








Nicky would approve.



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Not sadism - REVENGE



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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Pah! *I* think it's terrible! Revenge is not allowed to be taken on cats!