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Re: music
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 29, 2003 01:34PM

Of course, it's well known that women have more staying power, and don't need to be charged, like men. Presumably that is the function of nipples on men, somewhere to clip on the recharging wires.

Re: music
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: March 29, 2003 02:01PM

If a woman pays for sex, she's been had.



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: music
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 29, 2003 05:09PM

Multiple double entres in that answer, PSD.

I assume, however, that you are casting a slur upon the sexual abilties of the average man. Seems an odd thing for a man to do.

Re: music
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 29, 2003 05:41PM

Should have checked my spelling before I posted that last message.

Re: music
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: March 30, 2003 12:06AM

I don't know - depends hopw many entrees makes a good night, really ;P



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: music
Posted by: Morag (---.man.dial.ntli.net)
Date: March 30, 2003 12:52PM

Hurray Skiffle, well said.

Re: music
Posted by: Morag (---.man.dial.ntli.net)
Date: March 30, 2003 12:54PM

That rebdition of Delilah was fabulous, Tom just couldnt compare.

Re: music
Posted by: Morag (---.man.dial.ntli.net)
Date: March 30, 2003 12:57PM

My replies dont go to the message Im replying to, so Ive probably confused this string \( or whatever its called). Bugger

Re: music
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 01:36PM

Welcome, Morag, and if you change your settings to 'threaded view' then your replies make perfect sense. Well, as much sense as anything else does around here .....



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

Re: music
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 01:53PM

PSD

I have reason to suspect that your last post was the product of a smutty mind.

If it was, it means I'm just as bad....

Re: music
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 05:00PM

Yes... you two are definitely made for each other... ;-)

Actually, why am I rejoicing? Why do I not rather rinn-oath and heed-oath? The combination would be a grave danger to the sanity of the rest of the world!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: music
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 05:04PM

Um, yes, could be scary. Imagine Westerns where a character suddenly broke in to a lecture on evolution .....



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

Re: music
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 06:16PM

Possible; didn't I tell you I studied prehistory, archaeology and ancient history at university?

Oweing to a minor oversight, I entirely failed to attend my second-year course on the prehistory of man: no lectures, no seminars, no essays handed in. Only found out I was supposed to be sitting the exam, because I glanced at the list while checking my other subjects, about two weeks before exam date.

PANIC !

Got reading list off friend and past papers, revised like mad in library and got through with a 2:2.

It's amazing what you can do when you have to.

Re: music
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 06:23PM

Who's a clever Skiffle, then? :-)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: music
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 06:32PM

Not so clever about missing the whole course in the first place, was I ?

Re: music
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 06:35PM

That, Skiffle, sounds very much like my career in further education. Except that mine lacked the elements of 'revision' and 'passing', obviously.



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

Re: music
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 06:59PM

Jon, If you hadn't been daft enought to tell us, we'd have never known.

Re: music
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: March 30, 2003 08:13PM

Most of my passing at uni was of the variety immediately followed by the modifier 'out', and occurred in bars/all-female colleges/mid sente



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Re: music
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 09:24PM

Just because I got a degree, doesn't mean I actually did anything useful with it.

Re: music
Posted by: dave (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: March 30, 2003 09:28PM

I used mine to blag a way onto a postgrad course in information studies, which is what I wanted to do all along. 'oooh, astrophysics eh? he must be clever, we'll have him'.

mwahahaha. Mad fools.

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