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to make a short story long...
Posted by: annie (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: September 25, 2006 12:50PM

Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Amy who used to ride an elephant to school.....

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sometimes you just have to be in my head.
sometimes it will be rather crowded in there, sometimes echoingly quiet...

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: LeonardQuirm (---.adsl.entanet.co.uk)
Date: September 25, 2006 01:05PM

But one day the elephant died. "How will I get to school now?" Amy wondered.

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: annie (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: September 25, 2006 01:09PM

Amy thought for a little while and decided to go shopping.
The first shop she went to was the......



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sometimes you just have to be in my head.
sometimes it will be rather crowded in there, sometimes echoingly quiet...

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: September 25, 2006 01:32PM

bakery.
"I have to get to school, but my elephant has died. Can you help me?"

"Well," said the baker,


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Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: September 25, 2006 07:38PM

"No." said the baker. "If you can't use your elephant, can you not use a kangaroo? The best person to ask would be my friend...."

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: September 25, 2006 09:38PM

The Candle Stick Maker, oh i forgot he is on hoilday in

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Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: robcraine (83.218.26.---)
Date: September 25, 2006 10:41PM

The Isle of Man. They have wallabies there, bu no kangaroos. Perhaps you should try...

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: September 25, 2006 11:37PM

Jim Henson's Creature Shop. They might be able to help you there."

So off she went to the Creature Workshop. On the way she met....

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: September 25, 2006 11:51PM

a very short man in a very long coat. "I know who you are," he said, "you're Amy; and there's something you should know about your elephant..."

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: September 26, 2006 12:37AM

"Once upon a time, I was a large man. I even had to duck my head to get through the city gates. But then, one day, your elephant..."

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: Lady Teaspoon (---.bloomfield.org)
Date: September 26, 2006 12:39PM

stood in front of me as I waited in line for my morning latte. As we approached the doorway where I always had to duck, and as he went through before me, I suddenly found I no longer had to duck, but hop over all the rubble.

Where is my friend the elephant anyway?

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: September 26, 2006 03:47PM

"Well", said Amy sadly, "He has died and gone to elephant heaven, where I'm sure he is having a good time". The man looked thoughtful and from under his coat he pulled out...

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: September 26, 2006 06:45PM

a trombone, on which he started to play a rag time tune, that set everyones feet tapping

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: annie (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: September 27, 2006 01:05PM

the trombonist was joined by a double bass player and a saxophonist.

Before long, everyone in the street was.........

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sometimes you just have to be in my head.
sometimes it will be rather crowded in there, sometimes echoingly quiet...

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: September 27, 2006 01:30PM

Howling and acreaming in agony.

The noise only ceased when....

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Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 27, 2006 01:45PM

..a ghostly elephant appeared.

The musicians all dropped their......

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.161.---)
Date: September 27, 2006 02:22PM

Trous..., Er, instruments, because this isn't that sort of story, and Amy said:

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: September 27, 2006 03:27PM

"That was an impressive invocation. But, while it looks like an elephant, it is not my elephant, and it is also by far not solid enough to carry me to school."

As she looked so hapless, the short man once again hid his trombone under his long coat and...

Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 27, 2006 03:32PM

...hat.

He looked so funny with his hat floating a few inches above his head that Amy...

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Re: to make a short story long...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.htrinity.org)
Date: September 27, 2006 04:06PM

thought, "Is that your trombone or are you just happy to see me?" but since it's not that kind of story either, she said, "Ah, a new fashion statement! How did you know I'm going to school to study . . . "

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