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…if it had been a little slower, it wouldn't have gotten caught under the (even more giant) elephant's foot just at that moment. But except for a few broken quills…
...despite this, it modestly declined the offer to be in the next celebrity Big Brother house in favour of continuing on this adventure, meaning that...