Appy Burfday! I have paperhats and squeakers, if anyone wants one!

Happiness for Mrs Skidmarks!

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Mrs Skidmarks
Happy Birthday toooo yooooooooo!

{Then I learned in nursery today that there is a hither to unknown to me second verse which I can't remember and none of the other kiddies seemed to know so I sing it to you in the garbbled memory that I have tum-tee-tum-tum-tee-tum etc!}

Happy birthday and may your handbags and shoes be absolutely fabulous!

Mrs. SkidMarks sends her thanks to you all. Unfortunately she was working late yesterday and started early today so could not sign on to thank you, but I made sure that she saw the messages.


Also a reminder to anyone wishing to have their birthday added to the list: just send me details either via a PM or a message on this thread

Happy (belated) Birthday, Mrs. Skidmarks!

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Metaphors be with you!

thank you for the birthday wishes and you can all have some cake...it's very chocolate (with no fish). Skidmarks done me a wonderful Lobster and prawn risotto which I would have been happy to share only there wan't any left.....(I left the table very full).
Happy unbirthday to everyone!

Sorry it's late, but Happy Birthday!
It's my 13 year old daughters birthday tomorrow, suddenly I feel old.

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

And very happy birthdays too to you two. Have a toot!

That's because you *are* old, dear-heart!
And a very happy birthday to her!

Hey! There are no squirrels in this cake!

It's my little girls today, shes 14!
Hell i'm getting old.

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Happy Birthday to your daughter!

you're only as old as you feel!

And a very Happy Birthday to Lady Teaspoon, where ever she is!

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Metaphors be with you!

Puck, can you or the esteemed Lady send me details of her birthday so that I can update the table.

Guessing that her birthday is today, may I add my congratulations?

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Argh... I somehow got you two mixed up.

<goes to change message to LT>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Latest message from LT:

"Thanks for the birthday greetings :)
Sorry I haven't been on the ffffforum lately...my life has found it convenient to strangle me alive. I spend too much of my time in a zombie-like state of sleep-deprevation.

Cheers!"

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Happy Belated to Mrs. Skid and LT!

February 27, 1991

we need more younger members.

Hi Antgeth, Your birthdate will be added well before we get back to Feb.

Welcome to the Fforum. Have some pie. If your taste runs to savoury, try the Teviot on the left, there is some lemon meringue pie if you prefer something sweeter. It is over there.
<points>
Cake and drinks are on their way.

To me, most of the Fforumites ARE younger members!

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Has anyone been offered Battenburg lately? Or maybe a piece of Toast(TM)?
Toast(TM), It's delicious and nutritious. Good for breakfast lunch and tea...