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Okay, I'm back from being the *truely* international small bottled kitten of mystery. You all know I'm lazy and gullible, so if you'd like to make up some rubbish and pretend it happened, or even something true, please post it here.
Sarah B got made princess of an isolated island off the coast of Africa, who she promptly advanced enough to corner the market of handmade snakeskin handbags. Seeing their position threatened, the evil Louis Vitton Replica Corporation kidnapped her, causing Puck to assemble a plucky team of fforumites and a token black guy, in order to raid the secret base on a volcanic island.
Skidmarks rescued Sarah B from a terrifying demise in a giant marzipan machine, while Mooxico got involved in an adrenaline- pumping fist fight with evil Baron Vitton-Replica himself. Xmorpheus took out their production by destabilising their nucleon core power source, which exploded soon after.
All of the heroes got out, except the token black guy, who died in a tragic, but ultimately inconsequential manner. All the bad guys got died, except Baron Vitton-Replica, who escaped in a rocket. If they had a miniature martial artist feline to attack him and stop his Legacy of Terror, they would, but as it is, he'll probably show up in the sequal.
Then everyone went home and ate ridiculous amounts of ice cream.
(welcome back)
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Turn the silliness to eleven!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/26/2007 11:14AM by Barefoot Andy.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
The trip was beyond brilliant. I own a lot of money and had a ball, and discovered limoncello, which to my palate is a cheeky blend of meths and lemon cordial. A happy kitten indeed, is the one who is having trouble focusing on the keys!
I'll light some anyway. Now that I've developed a taste for it.
*Lights wick. Throws. Giggles maniacally*
Glad to hear things are getting better (hugs). Hopefully the crackers will help keep the hordes from making it past the wall. Care to share or is it one of those 'mindyourownbusinesssarah,I'mwarningyou' sort of things?
Was in court on thursday to see a scumbag go down, but he absconded and now has a warrant out for his arrest. Yesterday my ex and I had a visit from a social worker, I've had knifes pulled on me, guns pointed at me, and to that a social worker was coming to see us was the biggest worry that I have ever had. She went away saying that no more action is going to be taken at this time.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland