<reverses spam into maps>

<juggles maps into Pams>

Shuffles Anagram - Misses Point.

<wonders if the Misses Point sisters will join me and geg in a card game>

<happy the table is large, amazed at the party going on under here!>

<makes a special pie to welcome back Violetmoon from her slumbers>

<hopesthe stak and kidney filling is not a (veggie) problem>

<prepares a suet crust apple pie just in case>

<finds that PAMS have mutated and invaded card game - SNAP>

<posts warning over potential new anagram game>

<all new threads not about @#$%&shoes are apparently banned>



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<buys some shoes - from local shop>

<paints "local shop for local people" sign>

<appends "We'll have no spammers here" postscript>

<finishes "Peter and the Starcatchers", returns it to library. hoping pirates and Mr. Grin stay in the book. wonders how many other versions of Peter Pan there are.>

<admires Skids' shoes>

<appends "Jasper, please look over here!" to CR's postscript>

<wonders when the pies will become appetizing again>

<wishing breakfast had been a bit more filling>

<Asks computer if spammers are useful>
<computer says Nooooh.>

<Adds Polyfilla to VM's packet of cereal>

<sees rabbit fur in bowl, wrinkles nose>

<sets bowl down>

<starts throwing shoes at computer, out of boredom>

<computer throws them back>

<In interests of diversity, decides to make shoes out of pies and assess results>

<trips over Fozzie Bear>

<is very puzzled by footwear scattered all around>

<WONDERS IF SHOUTING IS ANNOYING IN A NO-SPEECH THREAD>

<decides it is>

<leaves shoes at the door>

<sniffs surreptitiously and wonders if anyone will notice a fromagesque aroma>

<scatters as cheese propensity of Fforumites well known from past experience>

<Notices red waxy wrappers with shoelaces, and cheesy aroma>

<Suspects an Edam Invasion>

<Runs>

<realises it would be gouda to escape>

<Ponders the benefits of a brie-f sojourn away from the treehouse>