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<wonders what the internationally recognized hand gesture for, that wasn't a dance merely a coffee cake compliment, is.>
<uses baton for stirring tea.>
<Decides to win Treehouse Wildlife Photography competition by making sure that nobody else finds out about it.>
<Signs on at Library (Personal Development Centre) to be sole distributor of all promotional material.>
<Heads to CR's infinite luggage to source digital camera.>
<pauses to admire SkidMarks wonderful photo, waits till he is distracted by noises from infinite luggage and inadvertently drops photo into Am bush bonfire.>
<uses internationally recognized hand gesture for passing blame and points at Violetmoon.>
<reminds self to thank brother for teaching me how to raise just one eyebrow>
<barters with Egon for camera, offers chocolate pie and a small bottle of stumpy scrumpy stuff found in a corner>
<wonders how much a charged battery that fits the camera will cost me>
<wonders if digital pictures taken in the treehouse are visible outside the treehouse - all that otherworldly portal stuff getting mixed up with pixels>
<Has shutter speed issues. Worries that resulting gray smudge may not be enough to convince the judges to hand over first prize. Gently prompts CR in to doing it again using handy pointy stick.>