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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 29, 2010 02:36PM

<wonders what the internationally recognized hand gesture for, that wasn't a dance merely a coffee cake compliment, is.>
<uses baton for stirring tea.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 29, 2010 03:23PM

<wonders why small cup of coffee is being stirred with baton of French bread>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: September 30, 2010 02:06PM

<wonders why geg's coffee smells like tea>

<grins wildly at geg's dance, in appreciation of something I'm no good at - dancing>

<picks up loaf of French bread and some butter and honey, and sits back to enjoy breakfast - yum>

<is mesmerized by little swirly ribbons waving about>

<looks through cabinet for non-caffeine tea, as caffeine makes me talkative and I don't want to be glared at today>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.160.83.threembb.co.uk)
Date: September 30, 2010 05:26PM

<offers pack of Rooibos>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.75.248.24.optusnet.com.au)
Date: October 01, 2010 12:50PM

<ninjas into treehouse, distributing Jaffa cakes, and ninjas back out again>




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 01, 2010 01:37PM

<swirls around in cascading Jaffa Cakes from on high>

<compares French bread to a Jaffa Cake>

<is torn>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 01, 2010 01:47PM

<marvels at orangey goodness>

<considers possibility of other flavours>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 02, 2010 08:26AM

<can vouch for the lemon-lime Jaffa cakes>

<can further vote against the strawberry variety>

<wonders if there were others, or shuriken-shaped ones especially for ninjas>

<ponders the conundrum 'Ninjas or pirates?'>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: October 07, 2010 01:54PM

<offers Egon some tape to repair tear>

<sniffs Rooibos, decides it won't go with French bread, saves some for later>

<nods head in thanks to Skids>

<wonders what is in the packages marked "Jaffa", as that is a completely unfamiliar word>

<attaches streamers to pointy stick and waves it about, just for fun>

<begins to apologize for poking BK with stick, only to realize she's gone out the window, and I missed anyway>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 07, 2010 02:26PM

<Decides to win Treehouse Wildlife Photography competition by making sure that nobody else finds out about it.>
<Signs on at Library (Personal Development Centre) to be sole distributor of all promotional material.>
<Heads to CR's infinite luggage to source digital camera.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 07, 2010 02:39PM

<edits to remove reality>

<enters the infinite luggage>

<ping>



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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.206.113.threembb.co.uk)
Date: October 07, 2010 09:42PM

<takes photo of an extremely agitated BK>

<wishes there was somewhere that wanted pictures of........>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 08, 2010 09:05AM

<pauses to admire SkidMarks wonderful photo, waits till he is distracted by noises from infinite luggage and inadvertently drops photo into Am bush bonfire.>
<uses internationally recognized hand gesture for passing blame and points at Violetmoon.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 08, 2010 09:06AM

<emerges from luggage with large supplies of digital cameras>

<sets up a stall>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: October 08, 2010 01:36PM

<raises eyebrow at geg>

<reminds self to thank brother for teaching me how to raise just one eyebrow>

<barters with Egon for camera, offers chocolate pie and a small bottle of stumpy scrumpy stuff found in a corner>

<wonders how much a charged battery that fits the camera will cost me>

<wonders if digital pictures taken in the treehouse are visible outside the treehouse - all that otherworldly portal stuff getting mixed up with pixels>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: October 08, 2010 10:53PM

<submits small portfolio of eight jet black photos to Photo Competition>

<labels set "The Lens Cap - A Lifetime Study">

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 11, 2010 09:10AM

<takes the chocolate pie, proffers camera and then does a runner>

<ponders why empathy for Charlie Brown is growing>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 14, 2010 12:26PM

<Climbs on top of infinite luggage and pulls on flying cap>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 15, 2010 01:49PM

<Has shutter speed issues. Worries that resulting gray smudge may not be enough to convince the judges to hand over first prize. Gently prompts CR in to doing it again using handy pointy stick.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 16, 2010 03:06PM

<suggests the Tate Modern as a potential recipient of ffailed phphotos>

<further suggests that an outrageous price might increase the chances of a sale>

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