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<Significantly prunes the Ambush - to prevent people lying it in unobserved.>
<Unintentionally makes bonfire shaped mound with cuttings>
<Goes back to Treehouse Gazette crossword: 1 down (3,3) bull has terrible regard for temptation.>
< place big plate of nics in the middle of the table so everybody can pick their own>
<surreptitiously examines contents of every sandwich before choosing the least blue one>
<lights bonfire and hands around pointy sicks>
<Thinks it very unwise for Bibwit to go to sleep in a society where ES appears to be the only grown up.>
<wonders how to convey this is a speechless environment.>
<Borrows "Lord of the Flies from the library and offers it to Bibwit for her bedtime reading.>
<spies neatly wrapped ITAA v1 on trolley>
<runs past stationary room to moving stationery room to collect scissors to open package>
<runs back with scissors>