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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 04, 2010 11:32AM

<starts to worry at apparent absence of BK>

<wonders if she is lying in ambush...>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 04, 2010 12:58PM

<Significantly prunes the Ambush - to prevent people lying it in unobserved.>
<Unintentionally makes bonfire shaped mound with cuttings>
<Goes back to Treehouse Gazette crossword: 1 down (3,3) bull has terrible regard for temptation.>

Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: September 05, 2010 02:54AM

<brings half a jar of cheese sauce>

<thinks about unsliced smoked cheddar in fridge>

<remembers sheets in dryer, reluctantly decides to postpone snacking>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 06, 2010 10:38AM

<sets up picnic tables under tree>

<picnics>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 06, 2010 11:43AM

<brings hedgehog made with cheddar>

<opens thermos and makes big pot of tea>

<joins picnic>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 06, 2010 11:45AM

<cries 'Huzzah' at sight of ambush>

<offers CR a biscuit>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 06, 2010 01:29PM

<takes proffered bsicuit>

<hands ES cup of tea in return>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 08, 2010 09:55AM

< place big plate of nics in the middle of the table so everybody can pick their own>
<surreptitiously examines contents of every sandwich before choosing the least blue one>
<lights bonfire and hands around pointy sicks>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 08, 2010 10:46AM

<awaits with bated breath the appearance of Guy Fawkes>

<realises this may be long wait>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: September 08, 2010 01:48PM

<looks around for grown-ups>

<sees none>

<runs around joyfully with pointy stick in hand>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: September 09, 2010 06:47PM

<points at sign>

<"Please proceed with caution if wielding pointy stick">

<tuts>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 10, 2010 08:23AM

<is worn out from watching hordes running about waving over-sized pencils>

<prepares to sleep under tree for 99 years>
<yawns & looks about for good book to read first>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 10, 2010 09:21AM

<Thinks it very unwise for Bibwit to go to sleep in a society where ES appears to be the only grown up.>
<wonders how to convey this is a speechless environment.>
<Borrows "Lord of the Flies from the library and offers it to Bibwit for her bedtime reading.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: September 10, 2010 01:21PM

<rolls eyes at Egon>

<eyes Bibwit to see if a nap follows that yawn>

<prepares pointy stick for poking at toes of sleeping people> <giggles>

<spears pie on pointy stick, smiles at CR in thanks for tea>

<settles down with tea and pie to wait>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 10, 2010 01:36PM

<considers BwHs desire to read before sleeping>

<decides to help>

<goes to library, returns with Income Tax Assessment Act vol 1 on trolley>

<deposits under tree for BibwitHart>

<seeing no grown-ups starts playing with fire>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: September 11, 2010 01:05PM

<spies neatly wrapped ITAA v1 on trolley>
<runs past stationary room to moving stationery room to collect scissors to open package>
<runs back with scissors>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 11, 2010 01:45PM

<starts rummaging for glue stick>

<ITAA bunting and paper chains seem a possibility>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 13, 2010 09:23AM

<gives up maturity>

<looks for old Hawaiian shorts and folds some cranes>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: September 13, 2010 10:19AM

<folds paper trousers for old Hawaiian missing shorts>
<lifts trousers to second floor of treehouse using convenient crane>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 13, 2010 12:45PM

<rummages in luggage>

<puts sunglasses on>

<hands ES hawaiian shirt>

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