No, but June might be ;)

Bonzai, so what now think you of June? She is a winsome one I wager.

I think she is eager sweet to please, which is not the most bad of thing.

I wonder if she has been to you so kind as she has to me?

YG

Niebla

Hmm. I wasn't very kind to her- I have this awful habit of getting angry and taking it out on people who have nothing to do with it. Reminds me of someone in a book, can't for the life ofme figure out who ;)

I imagine you got a much warmer response :)

Am I the only person who thinks that June is actually Jasper's alter ego?!

BTW...anyone know where the pie's at?

I can never remember if it is sweet to the left and savory to the right but which ever, I believe Skids usually has the Tree House nicely stocked up with pies, some peeps often offer other delicasies, I my self can offer scrumptious chocolate cake and irn bru!

Um. I can only remember which way to pass tha port...

It's good to see that the Outland job exchange is in full swing anyway. But does working at Hodder trump beating speed records or staring at rotting wedding cake?

I worked in a couple of publishing houses when I was too stupid to know better.

Staring at rotting wedding cake would have been a step up.

*takes some pie*

Seems odd for Hodder to mess up so. So maybe they didn't?

*sees conspiracy everywhere* ;)

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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

K, for anyone with any doubts that this is JFf taking the Michael, read the latest June Haversham blog:

[junehaversham.wordpress.com]

tee hee, that was funny! I enjoyed reading that :)

0_o

That is all....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

BK the correct way to pass the port is to me..........unless you are in a small boat and the port is Rotterdam in which case the correct way is cautiously.

The June Haversham saga continues...

Read the latest blog entry - Foyles are apparently in on the act now!

[junehaversham.wordpress.com]

And why do I get the impression that you are also in on it, picard1109?

[junehaversham.wordpress.com]

<let the good conspiracies roll!>

Because Picard was Borg?

(Report to the cube for assimilation)

Oy! I strongly resemble those remarks!

I'm not in on it but I am playing along with the fun. It's all wonderfully bizarre. Resistance is futile...oops! Old habits die hard.

I just got an email from Jasper with an invitation to Swindon - with the wrong book title again. Honestly, you'd think the bloke would know what he's called his own book!!! There was also a grammatical error on the invitation, so obviously no proofreader was used. Makes me suspicious: it could be the work of the imposter, Ffforde...

<puts feet on desk; has large piece of cherry pie in one hand and large glass of whiskey and American dry ginger in the other; contacts the Borg collective to catch up on gossip>

*grin*

I believe you. Thousands wouldn't :P

Nah, you post far too regularly to be Jasper. He should be writing the next book!

(note subtle hint in that one)

Now that the competition is over, can someone please put me out of my misery and tell me the name of Landen's brother?? I ended up guessing that one and made a pun similar to that of the rest of his family.

Landen actually has a brother?
I thought it was just a joke for the competition!