Re: Lack of Humour Loses Kitten Potential Job
Posted by:
bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: September 15, 2007 03:58AM
Many millions of years ago I was associated with people at CSIRO who were responsible for bringing in the dung beetles.
One of these little lovelies looked like a miniature triceratops and was as hardy. Since the dung beetle experiment has had a minor effect on the fly problems in the outback these little buggers (can use the Australian colloquialism legitimately here) have been found in the range of the cane toad. Apparently the cane toads eat them, as they do everything else smaller than a merino, but the mini-me triceratops just eat their way out of the stomach wall and keep on groovin'. Effect on cane toad is to puncture their equilibrium and ego with collapse of id and intestines.
Triceratops 1: cane toad zero
(To save Googling, which may make you go blind, cane toad come from Hawaii and were imported into Australia in an attempt to control pests in Queensland sugar cane fields. No great effect was noticed, but the cane toads liked the climate so much,and having no predators, spread across the land. If we don't find a way of stopping them soon we will be up to our curly bits in cane toads.
I believe that CSIRO is secretly developing a genetically mutated cane toad beserker which will be white in colour and have inbuilt white supremacist tendencies. These will be released at selected spots across the northern parts of Ostraylya to do battle with the invader. A series of publicity movies is being made, including Toad Wars, the Toad Supremacy, and The Toads of Wrath. A camp version of 'Priscilla Toad of the Desert' has been deferred.
As an aside, the dogs of Queensland have found that if they grab a cane toad in their mouths and gently squeeze then the toad eject a fluid that is mildly psychotropic and the dogs get a mild to severe high from the fluid. That all Australia needs now is dogs from Queensland out of their heads. Why, they soon be acting like humans.