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I almost let fly a completely unprintable expletive last weekend whilst laying the kitchen floor. I hammered my finger and leapt to my feet, realised that not only was eddie the room, his grandma (my mam) was there too. I managed to restrain myself with a 'blast!'
Strangely, Sarah has brought us back on topic, with Fulham reach being the start of the race. I thought it was one of the classics. The dead heat was given as a 'dead heat by six feet' after the umpire was found drunk in a ditch.
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