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Take a look at your email inbox, and choose a piece of spam or junkmail, then post the subject line. Lets see what lovely nonsense we can make with it> With luck we can set it to music or something (the music geeks can fight over that honour) :)
ibborobb Wrote:
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> "It plumps when you take 'em"
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> - Possibly a service for revitalising old sofa
> cushions?
LOL! I've had that one more than once...
What the h377 does it mean?
"you can have a 7 inches longP****, how to archive?"
I'm guessing they meant "achieve", but I'm kind of amused at the thought of a great big archive of seven-inch-long…er…objects. (By the way, there were no asterisks in the original.)
And as an added bonus…
"Sky is not falling"
Really? That's good to hear!
(It's one of those ones where the subject line is two totally random words put together. Do they think it's going to fool the spam filter or something? Anyway, it makes me think of a sort of sheriff/gunslinger in a bad Western.)