Time for a new game!

Take a look at your email inbox, and choose a piece of spam or junkmail, then post the subject line. Lets see what lovely nonsense we can make with it> With luck we can set it to music or something (the music geeks can fight over that honour) :)


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Herbal science comes to your rescue!

Are posting sigs in this one?
To begin

rifuren

"BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO"

sounds like early nineties german trance, doesn't it?



<< insert hilariously witty quote here >>

(Aw, man, and I just deleted over 200 from my spam box. Oh well, there are already 28 since this morning.)

A little tab'll do ya.

"Genghis Khan meets Richard & Judy"

They really are pulling out all of the stops for the last series!

I'd like to join in, but I never get spam on my gmail, not that I mind ^_^

I used to get them on my uni mail occasionally, but no longer.



"Spam"

Not spam, but almost thought it was: "Orgee Query"

Orgee being the surname of a colleague; for those who have only read it, there are often pronunciation queries about hard "g" or soft "g".

Soft.

"Enormous instrument drive women crazy"
What, like a Giant Piano of Doom or something?

"It plumps when you take 'em"

- Possibly a service for revitalising old sofa cushions?

ibborobb Wrote:
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> "It plumps when you take 'em"
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> - Possibly a service for revitalising old sofa
> cushions?


LOL! I've had that one more than once...
What the h377 does it mean?



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"you can have a 7 inches longP****, how to archive?"
I'm guessing they meant "achieve", but I'm kind of amused at the thought of a great big archive of seven-inch-long…er…objects. (By the way, there were no asterisks in the original.)

And as an added bonus…
"Sky is not falling"
Really? That's good to hear!

Mine says-

"Read This Before The Market Crashes"

Too Late !

"TOUTES NOS FELICITATIONS!!!" from loterie billgates

Bilingual spam. I'm flattered.

"Enlarge your instrument length and become s*x hero"

I'm still not understanding how making my piano longer will make me a hit with the ladies (especially since I am one). Play lower notes, maybe.

(No sigs if poss! Can we put chat in brackets too?)

The MOST reliable MED shop AROUND!

(Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.)

"Teen pregnancy is NOT an accident."

"Members only Giveaway!!"

iskaaar

"horseshoe vigilant"

(It's one of those ones where the subject line is two totally random words put together. Do they think it's going to fool the spam filter or something? Anyway, it makes me think of a sort of sheriff/gunslinger in a bad Western.)