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there was a section in the times a few months back with all the good headlines: "iraqi head seeks arms"
"grandmother of eight makes a hole in one"
etc.
Equally if anybody has the book "funny convulsing, funny confusing" (or something of the sort) please quote the one about concord coming in to land :-)
Saw this one on my way back from the gym:
'Kerbing works 11/07/08 to 30/7/08."
Well, that's a relief, isn't it? What does it do the rest of the time, though? Sit by the side of the road looking like a lump of concrete, I suppose.