Is that good for a specific definition of 'good'?

Bunyip's remark was... unfollowable, I fear.

well, its clearly counting in number ones

<Mutters about scatological content and summons a censor to monitor the Fforum>

I thought that Kitten was the censor....

... I don't know about censoring, but I have seen some pretty savage cuts being administered!

I'm a censor?

AWESOME! I HAVE POWER!






MWhahahahahahahha!

X-men style power?

Does this mean that we have to be nice to you now, Kitten? Would bribes be in order? Bibwit has some chocolate...

Bribery is always in order. Gods need to be placated, donchaknow.

<offers up a Kit-Kat>

Kitty cat? Where?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

'Tis obvious - kitten IS a big white pussy!

Manyt hundreds of lifetimes ago I read a comic (US Originated) in which creatures from Deneb were infiltrating the world in order to take over.

They came disguised as black cats and were planning to take over the world stretching from Florida to Washington state.

I think that they have achieved their aim, but I am not sure what this holds for white pussies.

Or indeed, Mrs Slocombe.

So, Kitten isn't Mrs Slocombe? That's another possible identity knocked off the list. Only 500000000 more ladies to eliminate...

You are limiting your search to ladies?

I think it is a reasonable assumption to make that Kitten is a lady.

However, how can you test that assumption using only blind keyboard type communications?

Answers in a display pack of Cadbury's Tiramisu chocolate please>

Now where did that text-gender-analyser end up?

In my top secret R&D lab. Next to the baked bean powered car battery, and behind the giant random Jaffa Cake generator.

Just harking back to the concept of Kitten being a censor.

Is that why there's the occasional puff of smoke emanating from her?