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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: December 03, 2014 11:29AM

Horror - finding out that Jasper Fforde has given up writing

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define: Concept

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-184.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 09, 2014 04:42PM

Managing to swindle seven gullible frenchmen with daft moneymaking ideas

Define fraudster

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as13285.net)
Date: December 09, 2014 05:14PM

Fraudster: A sculpture with a great line in plaster busts.

Define: Tempest.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: December 11, 2014 04:34PM

Tempest - the guess in place until a better guess can be made (I guess).


Define: dilemma...

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-184.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 12, 2014 11:00PM

Dilemma is what I do when I want to discuss choices with my daughter.


Define telephone

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: December 16, 2014 04:25PM

telephone - to carefully sharpen a Telep

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define: Blade

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-175.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 17, 2014 12:09PM

Blade...something sharp B put on the table

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: December 17, 2014 04:55PM

nudge nudge OB :-)

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: January 27, 2015 11:07AM

Define: table

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: January 27, 2015 04:34PM

Table: male bovine animal living in North Vietnam

Define ethnic

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 30, 2015 12:06PM

ethnic: when a stranger to the office "borrows" you network cable for their laptop

define: laptop

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.jetstream.xtra.co.nz)
Date: January 31, 2015 02:42AM

laptop: The part of the body designed to receive the major portion of the spilled cup of very hot coffee.

Define: portion

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-177.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 31, 2015 05:23PM

A piece of something so vile that even beggars pass it by.


Define passer-by.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: February 12, 2015 02:08PM

Passer-by - to walk past her.

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Define: Obfuscate

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-140.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 12, 2015 07:12PM

A dense mineral scattered about by god during the creation which disguises the real meaning of life

define motley

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: February 23, 2015 10:18AM

Motley: clothing worn on stage by U.S. rockers

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define tattoo

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-140.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 24, 2015 08:34PM

Tat too... something @#$%& and nasty that you buy on the spur of the moment which is the same as something that you bought earlier



define kitsch

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 03, 2015 11:41AM

kitsch something quite twee often located in a room designed for displaying such works - the kitchen.

Define: twee

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-161.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 03, 2015 07:08PM

T' wee is what a drunken Yorkshireman finds in his wardrobe after a good night out

define wardrobe

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns6.fli.bigpond.net.au)
Date: March 10, 2015 02:23PM

wardrobe: a uniquely pacifist item converted to military use involving curry powder and cheese.


Define: 'military' in a military way

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