Reeve: The Man of Steel (as in Christopher)

Define: Super

Super: Late night snack specifically designed to reduce the need to go for a wee during the night.

Define: Pea

Pea: That lump under the mattress.

Define: Feather

Feather: the weight of a skinny boxer

Define: bantam

Bantam: The shortlived anti-reggae hat movement of the 1980's

Define: Reggae

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Reggae: Have the consistency of a runny egg.

Define: Wilderness

Wilderness: The vital importance of understanding the difference between a s and a t.

Define: Spelling

Spelling: A subject no longer taught in US elementary schools, as apparently the cell-phone texting industry has taken over.

Define: Elementary

Elementary: the path from mouth to anus, usually coloured yellow.

Define canal

canal - A metal preserving vessel that dwells on unnecessary detail no end.

Define: transit

Transit: the half crouching stance required to use those funny shelf-like things that have replaced seats in bus shelters.

Define: Nostalgia

<arrives from treehouse with plate of pies>

Hi Mycroftstwin. Welcome.

You can eaven eat the sprout pies as they come from the treehouse so should not make any noise. They can be recognised by the pastry "S" (for scuzzy)

Nostalgia: a pain in the nose, not as nice as it used to be.

Define aptitude

ffrom Ffrench ffields

Aptitude: a small program for a silly phone which causes some people to take a defensive stance.

Define apple

(Bonsoir Jeudiprochain help yourself to pie, just for you some pies are marked with a "T" to show that they are sweet but the savoury ones have a "T")

Apple: device used to prove existence of gravity.

[Apples are serious business apparently]

Define: Gravity

Gravity: A dark, heavy sauce made with meat juices

ffrom Ffrench ffields

Oops, further to previous,

Define cauliflower

<takes the sprout pies gratefully from SkidMarks>
<eats the ones not marked S>
<is startled by loud polytonal drone, not what was expected from chewing>

Cauliflower - The Jamaican form of crushed and ground wheat, mon.

Define: whaling

<wonders if that has been covered before - slaps himself for not keeping a list>
<enjoys the slappping>

Whaling: the long moaning sound you make when you realise you have eaten way too many pies and are now the size of a large aquatic mammal.

Define: Gluttony

<Believes there is a list somewhere on the forum, possibly in the "Define that word immediately!" thread, but can't remember the last time anybody bothered to use it.>

<laughs heartily at answer given to my definition - 12 out of 10>