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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 25, 2010 10:01AM

Wigglewaggle: the scaled down version of the mexican wave seen in front of a group of iconic childrens entertainers.

Define: Entertainers

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Marit (---.tbcn.telia.com)
Date: November 26, 2010 04:45AM

Entertainers: Those areas between the outer and inner doors of some jewellery shops, where you have to wait for the staff to let you in.

Define: Bracelet

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: November 26, 2010 05:31AM

Bracelet - Making avaliable for hire those long elastic things that are purported to hold your trousers up, yet seem to get used for just about any other purpose.

Define - elastic

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: November 26, 2010 07:05AM

elastic - internet lastic


Define: ambiguity

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.19.142.threembb.co.uk)
Date: November 26, 2010 07:49AM

ambiguity: the ability to use a computers graphic user interface at room temperature.

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Define ability

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: November 26, 2010 11:07AM

Ability: the governing body of a monastic establishment.

Define Monastry

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.nzwide.ihug.co.nz)
Date: November 26, 2010 11:57AM

Monastry (cf Monastery)

An attempt to grow a really nasty moustache.

Define: hirsute

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: November 27, 2010 09:43AM

hirsute: what a woman executive wears

Define boss

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: November 28, 2010 07:24AM

boss - a bus with an attiutude.

define - charabanc

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: November 28, 2010 11:37AM

charabanc: a place to deposit charas for almost no interest, but then when has there been that much interest in the chara?

Define interest

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: November 28, 2010 06:48PM

interest - supposedly a fixed rate of return on money invested, but then when has there ever been that much interest in interest?

define - sharebroker

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: December 07, 2010 01:26PM

Sharebroker: A silent rabbit consignment store

Define: Consignment

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: December 08, 2010 05:32PM

Consignment: A forged signature

Define: Forgery

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 08, 2010 09:56PM

Forgery: Pretending to be a blacksmith for financial gain - not actually illeagle, but very poor form.

Define: illeagle.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: December 09, 2010 07:58AM

Illegal: (adj) of someone with strong opinions against equal rights

(with geg's alternative spelling, it was tempting to write about the poor health of large birds of prey, but I resisted...)

Define: Geranium

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: December 09, 2010 10:57AM

Geranium: metallic element found mainly in flowers

Define: metallic

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.nzwide.ihug.co.nz)
Date: December 10, 2010 04:45AM

metallic: A slobbering kiss from a meta dog.

Define: canine

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Date: December 13, 2010 03:21PM

Canine: 9 bits of Calcium (tried to work that into a doggy bone, but brain said "give it up" so I did.)

Define: Doggy

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: December 14, 2010 11:02AM

Doggy: ineffectively tricky or evasive, see Del Trotter (Del-boy), not to be confused with a Plonker.

Define: Plonker

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (---.ipv4.regusnet.com)
Date: December 15, 2010 11:52AM

Plonker: A weight used to prevent a wine bottle from being taken downstream, when being cooled in a river.


Define: Shepherd

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