Shepherd: Female of the greater spotted Pherd tribe.

Define: Phylum

Phylum: Phydeaux's brother, sometimes called "Spot"

Define: Fido

Fido - A dog that howls in an introspective and sullen manner, and has said howls sampled by obnoxious white rappers.

Define - Shady

Shady: a woman found in a sleazy karaoke bar

Define: Karaoke

Karaoke: a way of hiding most of the lyrics and all of tune from observers by people who can't sing. Derived from the Japanese expression which means that Kara (the first person to practice this martial art) thought she sounded okay.

Define lyrics

Lyrics: An interesting experiment in Fuel Additives in the 1950s. Some may remember "Summer Shell with ICA," or "Ignition control Additive," which turned out to be lead. The addition of lead to petrol to create a clean burning fuel become frowned upon by those who preferred to retain all brain cells, so the MegaGlobalGoliath Corp invested some time in experimenting with different substances to create a cleaner burning fuel. The then CEO had been raised the hard way on a back country farm where his Grandma's Lye Soap had proved superior to many other cleaning methods in removing not only stains but large portions of the object being cleaned, and so insisted on a lye-based cleaning agent. The experiment with Lye as "Ignition Control Substitute" or "Lyrics" was doomed to failure due to the essentially non-combustible nature of the product.

The CEO's multi-million dollar bonus was based on the undeniable fact that his product, while failing in its essential purpose, produced no pollutants whatsoever.

Define: Verbose
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Verbose - Paragraphs explaining something in 100 words which could have been explained in 5, coming out of small yeat exceptionally clear-sounding speakers.

Define - diaphragm

Diaphragm: to change the color of one's baby carriage.

Define: finger

Finger: a part of the body frequently donated to someone you do not like. (Hence the phrase "to give someone the finger".

Define donate

Donate: To generously share that late night kebab with local residents by leaving a foul smelling puddle on the pavement.

Define: Generously.

Generously: be more than forthcoming in sharing their genes with others.

Define: forthcoming

Forthcoming: (neatly avoiding any references to post post Armageddon returns and adult topics) counterfeit Chinese relics produced by Forthco Inc. to sell to gullible tourists

Define relic

Relic: very old relish (icky)

Define: Gullible

Gullible: large male bovine creature who lives at the bottom of a ravine.

define abominable

abominable - A very clever and crafty, though somewhat large, explosive device that lands on your doorstep, compliments you on the wallpaper in the hallway, ably helps you repaint your front porch, then, just as suddenly, blows itself up, ruining everything.

Define - gelignite

gelignite: verb to set fir to someone's hair product

Define hairspray

Hairspray: A very durable insulation, abandoned after a short time for no apparent reason. (Does anyone smell some really stinky smoke?) Alt. def.: ICKY (I like that word. Covers a lot of territory.) <smile>

Define: Insulation

Insulation: protection for an island

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Define ocean

ocean: reminiscent of a small spotted wildcat.

define spot

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Spot - a very small dog.

Define: Microscopic