Re: Someone help a clueless Yank lurker!
Posted by:
Ptolemy (217.205.174.---)
Date: July 07, 2003 02:14PM
Number 9, 'Clueless Yank Lurker' already is the name of a Nextian American rock band, dating back to circa 1987. Peter (bass, vocals and vacuum cleaner), Jeanette (tambourine and dancing), Bevis (lead guitar and finger cymbals) and "Scum" (drums, percussion) did three albums for Mammoth Productions - their debut, award winning punningly titled 'Eye of the Beheader' (hard rock death speed metal), the follow-up experimental triple album 'The Inner Wardrobes of your Marmalade Mind' (drug induced progressive psychedelic rock) and, following the unfortunate death of Scum after the inhalation of vomit (needless to say, somebody else's) and the marriage of Peter and Jeanette with the newly baptised Bevis overseeing the ceremony, they denounced all that had gone before and released a gospel-rock collection on 8-track cartridge only entitled 'The Cartridge Family Sing Bible Favorites'. Unfortunately the latter album didn't go down too well with their fans and they were dropped by the Mammoth label and haven't been heard of since, though rumours have been circulating of a come-back album consisting of jazz standards for Moth Records (a smaller subsidiary of MamMoth). Watch this space.