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BK blundered a little bit by putting it in a place guarded by shiny sticks and then failing to reveal the location in true supervillain style. She's probably still there, pointying.
I think the shiny black thing with a hole in the middle might be a rock'n'roll record which I think the Land of the Long White Cloud might have had enough of.
**I love splitting infinitives. But if you slit one, then split a half of an infinitive, and then split half of one of the split pieces, how many steps until there is no infinitive left?
That might be the record we were playing when this picnic began in 1982. There were shiny words on an idealistic seafront. Then the seagulls stole my sandwiches. Blighters!
Is it Eric and Ernie singing 'Boom Oo Yatta-ta-ta'?