Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up?

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.


06) Would an Australian eat one?

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.
06) Would an Australian eat one? No, most Australians would not try to eat one.

07) is it a form of transport?

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.
06) Would an Australian eat one? No, most Australians would not try to eat one.
07) Is it a form of transport? No, decisively not.

Is it transparent?



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Aha! Now I remember what it is!

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.
06) Would an Australian eat one? No, most Australians would not try to eat one.
07) Is it a form of transport? No, decisively not.
08) Transparent? No, no, no, no. No. Negative. Non.

Is it usually found in the home?

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.
06) Would an Australian eat one? No, most Australians would not try to eat one.
07) Is it a form of transport? No, decisively not.
08) Transparent? No, no, no, no. No. Negative. Non.
09) Usually found in the home? Yes!

would it be an electronic device used sometimes for accessing questions on the internet?

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.
06) Would an Australian eat one? No, most Australians would not try to eat one.
07) Is it a form of transport? No, decisively not.
08) Transparent? No, no, no, no. No. Negative. Non.
09) Usually found in the home? Yes!
10) An electronic device? No.

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.
06) Would an Australian eat one? No, most Australians would not try to eat one.
07) Is it a form of transport? No, decisively not.
08) Transparent? No, no, no, no. No. Negative. Non.
09) Usually found in the home? Yes!
10) An electronic device? No.
11) Would we all have or have had one, normally? Yes.

Is it an item of furniture?

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.
06) Would an Australian eat one? No, most Australians would not try to eat one.
07) Is it a form of transport? No, decisively not.
08) Transparent? No, no, no, no. No. Negative. Non.
09) Usually found in the home? Yes!
10) An electronic device? No.
11) Would we all have or have had one, normally? Yes.
12) An item of furniture? No.

13) Is it a form of crockery?

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.
06) Would an Australian eat one? No, most Australians would not try to eat one.
07) Is it a form of transport? No, decisively not.
08) Transparent? No, no, no, no. No. Negative. Non.
09) Usually found in the home? Yes!
10) An electronic device? No.
11) Would we all have or have had one, normally? Yes.
12) An item of furniture? No.
13) Form of crockery? No.

Is it a person (even though this may contradict 00)?

00) Potentially all of animal, vegetable and mineral, on various philosophical levels. It is manufactured.
01) Planet Earth? No.
02) Dark matter? No, definitely not dark matter.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? No, it would typically fit in a breadbox, although some oversized ones wouldn't.
04) Does it have handles? No handles in the design, no.
05) Would you make any strange noises if you picked one up? I wouldn't, but some would make noises.
06) Would an Australian eat one? No, most Australians would not try to eat one.
07) Is it a form of transport? No, decisively not.
08) Transparent? No, no, no, no. No. Negative. Non.
09) Usually found in the home? Yes!
10) An electronic device? No.
11) Would we all have or have had one, normally? Yes.
12) An item of furniture? No.
13) Form of crockery? No.
14) Is it a person? Not to you or me, probably.

Is it a pair of worn unwashed underpants?