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And the barman says " No honestly you can tell me what you want to drink! It won't go any further than these four walls, and you can whisper it in my ear if you like. Just put the firearm away."
...and the barman says: I don't know what to offer a person like you. reflect on the board and describe your choice. But I suggest something with gin in it.
A horse walks into the bar (now at old Jindabyne town) and the barman says.....
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... I hear your sister's getting married to that Jonathan Creek character. I hope she's going to change her name and not go for one of those double-barreled ones.
So, Harry Houdini walks into a bar and the bar man says...