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<Sneers in condescending (yet affectionate) manner at use of elastic bands in stick construction.>
<Points to own elastic-bandless 1:100 scale sandcastle reconstruction of Ozymandias, and smirks.>
<Remains pointing with frozen smirk as sandcastle deconstructs into two vast and trunkless legs of sand.>
<Does not learn lesson.>
<Tries to construct incredibly witty pun concerning weathermen, whether-or-not men, rain, a Rainman, arraign men, arraignment, meant to rain, king of rain, reign king, ranking pluvial reigns...>