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Readers Nuggets:
More Nextian 'Queen' song parodies.
This one from Magda who suggest new lyrics for 'We are the Champions'.
Posted: 14th Jan 2003


I saved Jane Eyre, Saw Hades roast.
It brought me fame and fandom and everything that goes with it,
Including Toast.
Then I found a new LitTech branch,
Inside of books.
And it's a challenge, because keeping stories straight
Is harder than it looks.

(And the Library goes on and on and on and on)

We're Jurisfiction, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting, 'til "The End"
We're Jurisfiction
We're Jurisfiction
Watch out for boojums
'Cause we are the champions of the Word.

Books get fecked up,
Time after time.
Change just one sentence,
You've committed a crime.
Author's mistakes,
We've fixed a few.
We've had our share of pagerunners and adjectivores,
We've had to pursue.

(And the Library goes on and on and on and on)

We're Jurisfiction, my friend
And we'll keep rewriting, 'til "The End"
We're Jurisfiction
We're Jurisfiction
Watch out for boojums
'Cause we are the champions of the Word.