"The Eye of Zoltar" UK Editions

To upgrade please follow instructions below:

As is customary with early book releases, there are a few bugs that made it through the rigorous testing procedures for which Fforde books have not become legendary. The following instructions allow you to update your edition to an all new TN6/V1.1.

I am indebted to the disturbingly high levels of pedantry exhibited by my Upgrade Monitors this year, in particular: Adam Rudd. My grateful thanks to all of you.

1: Editions covered by this upgrade: All Hodder hardback and Readers club softback editions. ON NO ACCOUNT attempt to upgrade any proof copies or USA editions; a 'deep text crash' may result which will render your book unreadable and may well wipe out all the planet's fiction.

2: Earth the book by touching it lightly against a dictionary.

3: If you are running your library on the outdated SCROLL V7.3 or PAPYRUS 2.8, please upgrade immediately to BOOK 8.3 which is available by downloading HERE .

4: If you are running the Beta Version of BOOK V9 or "UltraWord™" as it is known and have Anti-GrammasitePro™ or ReadZip™ activated, please disable before upgrade. Third party hardware ancillaries such as bookmarks, pressed flowers, old bus tickets, prophylactics, etc, must also be removed.

5: Using a fine black pen make the following corrections:

1/ Turn to page 9 and where it says: 'She had recently entered her seventieth decade', replace 'seventieth' with 'seventh'.

2/ Turn to page 20. The chapter heading is incorrect so change 'Tralfamosaur Hunt Part 1:" to 'Tralfamosaur Hunt Part 2:" (Jens Kleine)

3/ Turn to page 201. Where it says "As the princess noted, it doesn't look like...." change to "As the handmaiden noted, it doesn't look like..." At this point Wilson does not know that she is actually the princess. (Heinz Offenschussel & Hartmut "has" Semken)

4/ Turn to page 308 ; Find 'Do you think that Mountain Silurians aim to kill us anyway?" asked Wilson. "That they aim to kill us anyway?"', delete second 'That they aim to kill us anyway? which is not meant to be there!

6: Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of The Eye of Zoltar V1.1. To fully authenticate your copy download the upgrade sticker file by clicking HERE. Print out the download and affix it to the title page of your copy. Thank you for using the jasperfforde.com upgrade service.

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