This page: The Eyre Affair.V2.1 (USA editions)
The Viking edition of The Eyre Affair is a fully upgraded UK edition V1.4. However, due to problems within the sphere of my own incompetence, one or two errors have crept in. To upgrade to Version 2.1, please follow the steps outlined below.
1: Editions covered by this upgrade: All United States Viking hardback editions. ON NO ACCOUNT attempt to upgrade any advanced Readers copies, Penguin Softback or UK editions; a 'deep text crash' may result which will render your book unreadable and could wipe your entire library.
2: Earth the book by touching it lightly against a dictionary.
3: If you are running your library on the outdated SCROLL V7.3 or PAPYRUS 2.8, please upgrade immediately to BOOK 7.3 which is available by downloading HERE and is now bundled with PageGlow™ and AutoPageTurnDeluxe™ at no extra cost.
4: If you are running the Beta Version of BOOK V8 and have Anti-GrammasitePro™ or ReadZip™ activated, please disable before upgrade. Third party hardware ancillaries such as bookmarks, pressed flowers, old bus tickets, etc, must also be removed.
5: Using a fine black pen make the following corrections:
i: Go to page 182 and replace 'wheezing alarm' with 'wheezing alarum' - over-enthusiastic copyediting. An alarum is a trumpet call announcing the arrival of an important person - a fanfare, in modern parlance.
ii: Got to page 238: "I went onto outline specifically how..." replace "onto" with "on to".
iii: Got to page 272: "We shan't get their until..." Please replace "their" with "there" and blame this one on Grammasites.
7: When you have finished the corrections reactivate the book by closing it and then turning it cover uppermost.
8: Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of The Eyre Affair V2.1. To fully authenticate your copy download the file 'upgrade2.1.jpg' by clicking HERE. Print out the download and affix it to the title page of your copy. Thank you for using the jasperfforde.com upgrade service.
To see other upgrades, click HERE