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Thinks Titanic might have been a ship not a boat, but is definitely unsure.
Thinks back to Port/List discussion and thinks we are not very nautical lot.
Wonders at wisdom of hosting boating party given this is the case, but wishes ES well and hopes party goes swimmingly.
Wonders why "swimmingly" has been underlined in red as is clearly spelt correctly and spell check has not previously objected to terrible jokes.
Hopes objecting to terrible jokes is not part of new and improved spell check for 2009 otherwise fforum will become largely unusable.
The geese would rebel long before then, and the ducks, and probably the coots and moorhens too. The swans could get vicious too. It's better to be dispersed that mauled.