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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
And I am not so sure that moorhen is happy as much as psychotic...
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
geg Wrote:
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> Points out that many people would, at a push, eat
> a moorhen egg but no moorhen has ever eaten a
> baby.
Not a whole one, perhaps. A coot, might manage it, though
Chocolate most commonly comes in dark, milk, and white varieties, with cocoa solids contributing to the brown coloration. I like chocolate any chocolate branch...delicious!!!
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Great thing to know about Busby SEO Test.
I have psychological scars still from an experience in being subject to a gang attack by Canada geese in 1981.
I would not put it past these littler buggers to attack anything, so beware.
My father said that with dogs that if you could put your knuckled fist between the base of the ears of a dog then its skull volume was big enough to hold a brain that could be trained and trusted as far as people were concerned, given that the dog had not been subjected to any experiences that would tend to make liable to over react given a repeat of the circumstances.
I don't know of any birds that have skull volumes large enough to hold a brain that size, so don't trust any of the sods.
PS: How can you tell that Azaria's dingo wasn't Italian?
It didn't eat the pastor.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/22/2009 04:43AM by bunyip.