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Re: Chocolate
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.22.61.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: January 14, 2009 12:02PM

You have never dealt with an angry moorhen have you?

Come to think of it I don't remember seeing any other kind.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: January 14, 2009 06:24PM

Still better than a good-tempered swan though....

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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
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Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 14, 2009 06:37PM

Dear Sirs,

I wish to claim my prize in the Find A Happy Moorhen Picture Competition:

[www.moodyowners.net]

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.85.31.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: January 15, 2009 10:04AM

It may be happy, but I bet it is just happy that it is angry.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.106.---)
Date: January 15, 2009 04:15PM

Gah, I have scars from an angry swan.

I'm not going to sleep tonight, am I?

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: January 17, 2009 06:18PM

Sorry Kitten....

And I am not so sure that moorhen is happy as much as psychotic...

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: January 19, 2009 08:52AM

Well, have you ever known a moorhen that wasn't psychotic?

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 19, 2009 09:06AM

Points out that many people would, at a push, eat a moorhen egg but no moorhen has ever eaten a baby.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: January 20, 2009 10:49AM

Points out famous Australian phrase "Your Baby took my dingo" - anything is possible. It may be extremely improbable, but ...

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.67.111.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: January 20, 2009 11:12AM

geg Wrote:
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> Points out that many people would, at a push, eat
> a moorhen egg but no moorhen has ever eaten a
> baby.


Not a whole one, perhaps. A coot, might manage it, though

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 20, 2009 01:46PM

All right I give in:


www.keyingredient.com/recipes/13515/moorhen-and-smoked-sausage-gumbo/

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.216.142.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: January 20, 2009 02:35PM

<grins>

<looks forward to trying the gumbo>

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: reign16 (124.106.146.---)
Date: January 21, 2009 04:43PM

Chocolate most commonly comes in dark, milk, and white varieties, with cocoa solids contributing to the brown coloration. I like chocolate any chocolate branch...delicious!!!




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Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 21, 2009 05:10PM

Don't blame me if you get Moorhen pie in your welcome pack - I fear its more than likely.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: January 21, 2009 11:02PM

I seriously hope he gets it right in his face. And with the moorhen still living.

This is what his post is about: [en.wikipedia.org]

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: January 22, 2009 04:42AM

I have psychological scars still from an experience in being subject to a gang attack by Canada geese in 1981.

I would not put it past these littler buggers to attack anything, so beware.

My father said that with dogs that if you could put your knuckled fist between the base of the ears of a dog then its skull volume was big enough to hold a brain that could be trained and trusted as far as people were concerned, given that the dog had not been subjected to any experiences that would tend to make liable to over react given a repeat of the circumstances.

I don't know of any birds that have skull volumes large enough to hold a brain that size, so don't trust any of the sods.

PS: How can you tell that Azaria's dingo wasn't Italian?

It didn't eat the pastor.


[[Verbalise it if you didn't get it]]



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Re: Chocolate
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.253-193-5.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: January 22, 2009 10:36AM

Does brain size really matter?

[www.youtube.com]

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 22, 2009 02:11PM

Glad I've been on the side of the birds.

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: January 22, 2009 03:18PM

Aha! A subterranean custard reference!

Re: Chocolate
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.117.174.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: January 23, 2009 09:06AM

(other brands of custard are available)

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