Take your recently acquired Fat Pig - that should do it. Understand that the Bastille would still be standing were it not for the timely intervention of a couple of Gloucester Old Spots.

Oh yeah, I'm animal. When I'm not Spartacus, that is.

We've found another one - welease the mwoorhens!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2009 07:16PM by geg.

Geg, I read that completely by accident in same accent of welease woderwick! From The Life of Brian... Welease the Mawhens!

Which of the moorhens is Spartacus? I've lost track.

It's Chirp Douglas.

ES: The black one? I saw a bearded one somewhere....

Surely all Moors hens are called Desdemona?

I thought all moorhens idolized Des O'Connor?

In any case, none of those moorhens are Spartacus as none are in war chariots. Unless that was Ben Hur.

My head hurts.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2009 10:45AM by EgonSpengler.

All right - for those of you that weren't paying attention the first time:

Egon is Oscar but is sometimes to be found impersonating an officer from the Sponge Police. He might be green.
Bibwit was briefly Miss Piggy before becoming the Lady of Shallot
Bunjip is Animal but is currently living underground making Rocky Road
Kristoff became Big Bird before disappearing to Manchester never to be heard from again.
Canibal Rabbit is the Cookie Monster
Bonzai Kitten became Lady Melida Moosejaw Flambella Carruthers
Splat 21 turned up claiming to be either Animal or Spartacus, but we know Bunjip is Animal, so he must be Spartacus.

The only Moorhen was turned into Gumbo by Skidmarks.

Also, Geg sometimes does impressions of Sam the Eagle but we don't talk about that much.

<invites all to Castle Shallot>

That's Shallot?

Will we arrive by boat?

Wouldn't that be Chateau Shallot? or the Shallot Chalet?

<just created mental image of bizarre hi-de-di 'allo 'allo crossover>

I only call it Chateau Shallot on weekends (to keep it nice and fresh longer as dry-cleaning gets expensive).

"Morning clumpers, raise and shin"

Why would you torture yourself with these terrible images?

Are we all forgeting the cookie monster??

Don't expect the expected:
Expect the unexpected.
If you expect the expected
I expect you will remain unexpected.

-from the teachings of St Zvlkx

No - we lie in wait for him in case he is foolish enough to bring pie flavoured cookies to the thread.

I thought Skids was the Cookie Monster, thus explaining all the crumbs lying around on his threads.