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Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: May 17, 2011 06:30PM

Would "sobject" be an acceptable compromise?

Since there are still 12 questions left I prefer a further question to searching the website for spurious vehicles.

Is the vehicle meant to transport humans (as opposed to cargo)?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/17/2011 06:32PM by delacuesta.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.155.20.threembb.co.uk)
Date: May 17, 2011 09:25PM

0) This object is primarily mineral but contains animal and vegetable components.
1) Is it ffordian? Yes
2) Would it fit inside a standard breadbox? No
3) Is it a vehicle of some description? Yes
4) Is it Thursdays red, blue and green 356 Speedster? No
5) Does it have fewer than four wheels? sometimes, but usually No
6) motorised? usually, Yes
7) Is it seen only in one book? No (If you only like yes or no, don't read this bit. As far as I know none of the books it appears in are written by JFf)
8) Is it a surface vehicle (as opposed to space/air/underwater/underground/ preterdimensional)? Yes, the object is a surface vehicle.
9) Is the vehicle meant to transport humans (as opposed to cargo)?Yes

(It is a land vehicle, so no need for any seafaring diversions and it is road-using to avoid any tractor diversions. It is only fair to clear up some of the summaries. The vehicle is 4-wheeled if we discount the steering wheel and spare. I have seen many examples on bricks, so less than 4-wheeled. I will accept subject, object, sobject & ubject since spelling is very important to this set of questions. That is as big a hint as I can give just now)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.g-star.com)
Date: May 20, 2011 10:27AM

A deliberate miss just for fun...

Is it this one?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: May 20, 2011 10:33AM

delacuesta Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A deliberate miss just for fun...
>
> Is it this one?

The well-known frayed knot - but I like the way you are thinking.
(frayed knot = I am afraid not!)



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/23/2011 08:41AM by SkidMarks.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 30, 2011 06:40PM

I know, I know, pick me, pick me.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 30, 2011 06:48PM

That's cheating - but go ahead anyway.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: June 03, 2011 08:34AM

<watches tumbleweed roll through>

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: June 03, 2011 12:04PM

<rounds up feral tumbleweed to put back in the props dept.>

Would it normally be able to carry more than 5 passengers?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: June 03, 2011 12:39PM

0) This object is primarily mineral but contains animal and vegetable components.
1) Is it ffordian? Yes
2) Would it fit inside a standard breadbox? No
3) Is it a vehicle of some description? Yes
4) Is it Thursdays red, blue and green 356 Speedster? No
5) Does it have fewer than four wheels? sometimes, but usually No
6) motorised? usually, Yes
7) Is it seen only in one book? No (If you only like yes or no, don't read this bit. As far as I know none of the books it appears in are written by JFf)
8) Is it a surface vehicle (as opposed to space/air/underwater/underground/ preterdimensional)? Yes, the object is a surface vehicle.
9) Is the vehicle meant to transport humans (as opposed to cargo)?Yes
10) Would it normally be able to carry more than 5 passengers? No - up to five including the driver.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: annie (164.53.222.---)
Date: June 06, 2011 03:27AM

<notes the anomaly, a ffordian object not found in fforde books>

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: June 06, 2011 04:36AM

Is it a Ford car?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: June 06, 2011 09:10AM

0) This object is primarily mineral but contains animal and vegetable components.
1) Is it ffordian? Yes
2) Would it fit inside a standard breadbox? No
3) Is it a vehicle of some description? Yes
4) Is it Thursdays red, blue and green 356 Speedster? No
5) Does it have fewer than four wheels? sometimes, but usually No
6) motorised? usually, Yes
7) Is it seen only in one book? No (If you only like yes or no, don't read this bit. As far as I know none of the books it appears in are written by JFf)
8) Is it a surface vehicle (as opposed to space/air/underwater/underground/ preterdimensional)? Yes, the object is a surface vehicle.
9) Is the vehicle meant to transport humans (as opposed to cargo)?Yes
10) Would it normally be able to carry more than 5 passengers? No - up to five including the driver.
11) Is it a Ford car? Yes

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: June 07, 2011 12:32PM

12) Is it a Ford Fiesta?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: June 07, 2011 12:38PM

Oh no, it is isn't it! <slaps forehead with palm, groans>

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: June 07, 2011 02:02PM

0) This object is primarily mineral but contains animal and vegetable components.
1) Is it ffordian? Yes
2) Would it fit inside a standard breadbox? No
3) Is it a vehicle of some description? Yes
4) Is it Thursdays red, blue and green 356 Speedster? No
5) Does it have fewer than four wheels? sometimes, but usually No
6) motorised? usually, Yes
7) Is it seen only in one book? No (If you only like yes or no, don't read this bit. As far as I know none of the books it appears in are written by JFf)
8) Is it a surface vehicle (as opposed to space/air/underwater/underground/ preterdimensional)? Yes, the object is a surface vehicle.
9) Is the vehicle meant to transport humans (as opposed to cargo)?Yes
10) Would it normally be able to carry more than 5 passengers? No - up to five including the driver.
11) Is it a Ford car? Yes
12) Is it a Ford Fiesta? Yes, (or a Fforde Ffiesta). Over to Marit

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: June 07, 2011 03:38PM

My grandparents used to have a F(f)ord(e) F(f)iesta. I would have to say that to fit five people in it, the three in the back seat have to be rather thin...

Oh, well, here's a new one:

0) It is mostly mineral, with minor vegetable parts.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.12-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: June 07, 2011 06:39PM

Is it used recreationally?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Marit (---.tbcn.telia.com)
Date: June 07, 2011 07:41PM

0) It is mostly mineral, with minor vegetable parts.
1) Is it used recreationally? Not usually, no.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: June 07, 2011 09:56PM

<drum roll>

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

(ah, I feel much better now, maybe things are getting back to normal?) (whatever normal is?!)

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: June 08, 2011 09:35AM

With that question, things must definitely be getting back to normal (at least normal for the Fforum). Thanks, VM!

0) It is mostly mineral, with minor vegetable parts.
1) Is it used recreationally? Not usually, no. No reason why it couldn't be, though.
2) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes.

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