Make that three. We want to make absolutely sure.

Which government should approve these documents? Please don't say the gutter. I shudder to think what the gutter may require in documentation.

and if one of those government approved ID's happens to be a passport that has a mark from Switzerland, I'm sorry, you're banned... Cuz you could still be your brother....

Jen, contrary to popular opinion among the downtrodden masses, the gutter does not have a government.

But does the government have a gutter?

The gutter accepts any document bearing the legend '40% ABV'



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Aha! That kind of documentation I can pick up in duty free as I cross the border! And, of course, my brother would have no problem picking up that kind of documentation either!

So, how will you know it's really me?

Wear a yellow hat.

Mightn't she get confused with a gutter-snipe then though?

I'm fairly certain they wear yellow hats.

Oh, and Dave - the government is a gutter, you should know that by now!

Jen, seeing as men and women, therefore brother and sister, look remarkably different (I assume I don't need to point these differences out to anyone, and don't tell me you can't tell) it will be reasonably safe to assume that providing the standard 2 forms of ID will be sufficient for means of identification.

unless of course, her brother went to Switzerland for a sex-change operation, hence the need to check for Swiss stamps in the passport!

Is he really going to Switzerland? Can he bring us some chocolate? :)

*mouth waters* Toblerooonnnnneeee......

And you get to Hershey *scowls*

ILS :p



"What I need is a strong drink and a peer-group." -Ford Prefect

but i was in geneva last winter and it was soooo expensive, actual swiss chocolate was chaper in london than in swizerland!

:0! Did it taste better though?

nope, exactly the same!

Bummer. Everything is soooooo expensive at the moment! Although, in the weekend I got a skirt for half-price : only $35! Pretty nice skirt it is too. :D

So it should be if that was half price. My last clothes bargain was a fleecy fitted top with a zip neck: £3 !

Far too damn hot to wear now though.

How hot? If less than 40C, stop complaining.

It's only about 15C at the moment.



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