Them boness, them boness, them bimboness.....

Sorry kitten that's a negatory. I ain't reportin' to no cubes for no ass immolation.

You think we burn donkeys?

I think he's afraid of being flamin' rear-ended.



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Perhaps he was Edward II in a former life.

Pass the poker, Kaz.

*hands Kitten the red-hot poker. Sits down firmly and refuses to move*

We're playing poker? Deal me in!



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Metaphors be with you!

*sets fire to Puck*



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Toasts marchmallows over the flaming fairy.

*throws petrol and stands well back*

OK, which one of you started the flame war?



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Well, because it is submersed in a marine environment, I've always called it the Going-Under-The-Water-Safely-Device.

<Enters with bucket.>

<exists with singed eyebrows.>

<re-enters.>

Hope you had a nice warm welcome Esme....

It's not ganna get any better.

Here's a sugar cube.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

*smolders gently*



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Metaphors be with you!

Hey Martin, you got online! w/b!



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Hey Puck, you dropped this...

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*leans close to the gently smouldering fairy to warm hands and roast marshmallows*

Yum

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'Who looks after the animals?'

Anyone for a Puck wing?

And what happened to the poker game? I vote we poke kitten.

Just because. We can poke 'er and a small kitten can't fight back....

Ali: Yes. Thank you very much for posting for me.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

"exists with singed eyebrows"

I think, therefore I combust.

Only because you get such a warm welcome on the phorum.....



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland